co-worker 1: holy shit! It smells like a dirty corn hole in here.
co-worker 2: yeah, Drakes been eating hard boiled eggs and cabbage since 9 o'clock
co-worker 1: yup,he's got a case of the skunk butt
co-worker 2: yeah, Drakes been eating hard boiled eggs and cabbage since 9 o'clock
co-worker 1: yup,he's got a case of the skunk butt
by jercface April 13, 2014
Get the skunk butt mug.Attending a tedious cocktail party from which Billy D finds himself pinned in a conversation from which there is no relief. Standing there, minute after minute, taking it all in and wanting nothing more that to be home in bed; he feels his stomach turn and tighten, cold and sweat outline him, he wants out; his Gucci suit minimizes. His scalp itches and hots up suffocating under the conversation and the people. Suddenly, a well-groomed accountant next to him barks out, "Current data from my data extrapolated to further the outcomes on the Harrington Report confirms a speculation that the market trend should ..." At that point, Billy D. has his Dickens’ moment; his steamed brain snaps. A growling hum exits his thorax inexplicably. The accountant eyes him -- a dik dik to an approaching lion. Billy D. holds the accountant’s eyes way too long in primeval contact. He raises his eyebrows up and down as the masturbator in Dostoyevsky’s famous novel . He wanted the floor; he wanted to express something real; now he had the floor and total control; they were fixated. Then he let go the phrase that would end his tenure at the conversation hell-school of life and liberate him from their hold now and forever. He gave it up, loud and proud in rainbow fashion, "Well, spank my butt and call me Nancy." And that was it. It was all over. Their grip on him came crashing down. What he was in others' eyes now permitted him to leave the group without question or guilt forever it would be different.
by Royal Wulff October 11, 2013
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Used to describe something that came from the butt, but seems like it only could have come from a skunk. Can be used to describe the smell and/or the person the smell came from.
by Kicks-tard September 4, 2010
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by Miller September 16, 2004
Get the Butt Stank on The Hangdown mug.The humid poopy butt stank aroma forced through a fat girls ass crack when she sits down to fast and causes a pungent wind drift that smells of a sweaty, poopy and dirty pubic hair stench that gives males a hard on because it reminds them of butt fucking a fat girl on a hot and humid summer night
Tanya's muddy butt stank filled my nostrils like rotten cake batter that made me throw up in my mouth a little bit right after I tounge punched her fart box that resembled a boiling mud hole that I saw at Yellowstone national park while on vacation this summer.
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by Chi Chi Man September 20, 2009
Get the Skunk Butter mug.Skunk Butter is a substance created by mixing the popular recreational drug skunk with butter through a process of heating. The result is a spreadable, edible substance in which the active ingredient of the drug (THC) is said to be intensified.
by Chi Chi Man October 30, 2009
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