Skalumberate

The act of a hermaphrodite having sexual intercourse with itself

Person A: Dude...I totally skalumberated last night for hours.

Person B: Dude...you're a fucking hermaphrodite?..thats fucking sick.

by Duke Gushington October 27, 2008

skimper

a skimper is a term used to define a very small blunt, filled with a minimal amount of marijuana.

we only had half a gram left so j.j had to roll a skimper.

by elliot nes September 12, 2005

Skimper

1. A skimper is a term used to define wiggar high school kids who are fucked later in life.

2. A skimper is a term used to define someone who nobody wants to smoke marijuana with because he never has money or weed and likes to sit at home and watch RedTube everyday.

3. A skimper is a term used to define someone who writes urban dictionary definitions of the word skimper when he has in fact skimped someone before.

1. Wow, James sold me an o of booms that was 2.5 short. What a fuckin skimper.

2. Elliot: Hey, wanna smoke with jamesD? Dave: Fuck that, he's a fucking brokeass skimper and just sits at home jacking off 23 hours of the day.

3. Wow, that Joe Van Pay kid writes urban dictionary definitions. He has shorted so many people on bags. What a skimper.

by moomoobaggins March 26, 2010

Skamper

A skamper is vagina of the dirtiest kind. They are typically found in your local campground,and are always DTP, thus receiving the name, along with several STD's, skamper's (skanky campers).

"Want to go Whaling tonight?" P-Dawg
"Nah man lets go find some dirty Skampers instead." Nic

by P_dawg July 20, 2009

skamper dampers

a term used to describe suspects linked to a crime running away from said crime scene.

"Dude where's Johnny?"
"He ran away with the other skamper dampers last night!"

by A Saturated Meatball November 18, 2016

Skimper

A person who freeloads off you particularly sleeping in your house without you knowing.

Fucking caught that skimper living in my basement

by Squadz August 21, 2018

Skimper

A cute mole cricket's foot

"Your feet look like skimpers today"
"babe what the fuck"

by anon7173572 October 2, 2021