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Sitcom moment 

A way to describe a situation that is awkward or uncomfortable and which could have hilarious consequences, reminiscent of one that would occur in a sitcom.
"Hey man, you hear about Robby?"
"No bro, what?"
"He only went and invited Veronica to the school dance, and then accidently invited her twin sister Tracy to the dance too!!"
"Ha, what a Sitcom moment".

Sitcom Relationship 

A hearsay relationship that is either too comical or too unrealistic to be true and comes off as pretentious and make-belief

Cases largely found in online comments and discord descriptions
"Dude my gf, actually wore a maid outfit and cat ears and watched anime with me"

"I swear Jared, Shut up about your sitcom relationship, and get an actual girlfriend"
Sitcom Relationship by KyZhar July 25, 2022

Sitcom Effort 

Deciding to learn a skill but then giving up within days.
Sitcom Effort: Episode in a sitcom where a character will learn something new e.g. play guitar, but will never appear with a guitar in any future episodes.

A: Hey, do you still play the drums?
B: Nah, it was a sitcom moment.
Sitcom Effort by smitholi July 10, 2010

sitcom person 

a sitcom person is some one who originally had no personality, but then watched a sitcom and said, "oh! so that's how i'm supposed to act!". after this "realization", the person then proceeds to bestowing a personality upon them self and labeling them self with titles such as "evil black person who is the bridge between the black people and the emos" or "terrorist, pedophile, and stalker" and even "fattest person alive", instead of finding a personality like regular people. this, in turn, results with acting to portray their new found "personality", annoying everyone around them to the point of 0 tolerance for the person, other than by other sitcom people, who accept each other and make their own little sitcom lives with each other.
oh my fucking god! kevin is such a sitcom person!! he acts as if he is a terrorist, a pedophile and a stalker just because he's middle eastern, people call him a pedophile, and he follows our group of friends around and it's soooo anoying! he is so ignorant and stupid, i wish he'd just leave us alone!
sitcom person by a prsn June 26, 2008

Sitcom fuckening 

Is similar to the original term the fuckening where your life is going okay if not normal and then crazy shit goes down but in this example everything goes down exactly like something out of a crazy sitcom comedy where the craziest things you can imagine hit you in the face!
Oh is that a motherfuking parade in my path just great I have to go to work today what a sitcom fuckening! how can this damn day get any better. (Then a batshit crazy ape falls from the sky)
Sitcom fuckening by Zombomb June 8, 2019

sitcom timing 

coincidental timing so perfect so as to be extremely rare in real life yet such things occur quite frequently in sitcoms
I was asking a coworker how tickets for the outing will be distributed when my manager, with sitcom timing, walks up and hands us the tickets.
sitcom timing by trekkie-monster August 14, 2009