Simpette: A female who overvalues a man who wouldn't do the same back. Mainly girls who fall for guys that will only hurt and cheat on them but continues to chase after them any chance they get.
Girl 1: "Is she really dating that guy again? He's cheated on her three times already!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, she always falls for his sappy excuses and refuses to ever leave him. She's such a female simp."
Girl 1: "Is she really dating that guy again? He's cheated on her three times already!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, she always falls for his sappy excuses and refuses to ever leave him. She's such a female simp."
by SorrySally April 5, 2020
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Meditate on Har(i) {God}, your pains, dukhs, anguishes, {what ails you}will go away
Meditate on Har(i) {God}, your pains, dukhs, anguishes, {what ails you}will go away
by simrat sidhu October 23, 2008
Get the Simrat mug.A beautiful young lady that cares for everybody and does whatever it takes to please her friends and surrounding. She will go out of her way just to make sure that her colleagues are being pleased with what they have. Simreen's are usually fun to talk to, rebellious, loveable, and have their funny moments. They have some of the most entertaining characteristics and they'll always be able to keep your friendship alive. Along with all these aspects, they are some of the most trustable people you will ever meet.
by TheoneandonlyZ January 7, 2015
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Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow (ABTT) would like it entered into the record that as of January 30th, 2012,
the sum total of our donations was $1,023,121.24.
Stephen Colbert, President of ABTT, has asked that I quote him as saying, ''Yeah! How you like me now, F.E.C? I'm
rolling seven digits deep! I got 99 problems but a non-connected independent-expenditure only committee ain't one!''
I would like it noted for the record that I advised Mr. Colbert against including that quote.
--From Steven Colbert Legal letter to the F.E.C.
Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow (ABTT) would like it entered into the record that as of January 30th, 2012,
the sum total of our donations was $1,023,121.24.
Stephen Colbert, President of ABTT, has asked that I quote him as saying, ''Yeah! How you like me now, F.E.C? I'm
rolling seven digits deep! I got 99 problems but a non-connected independent-expenditure only committee ain't one!''
I would like it noted for the record that I advised Mr. Colbert against including that quote.
--From Steven Colbert Legal letter to the F.E.C.
by Kwelstr March 2, 2012
Get the Sirettes mug.Simrats are gorgeous and funny girls. They are very calm and sarcastic and everybody likes them. Simrats are helpful and sometimes rebellious. Don't piss Simrat off because she will want revenge on you. Simrat is a tomboy for sure, but she cleans up real nice. Simrat is very smart and has a sense of humor. She isn't big on the whole love thing and as a result guys get pushed away. Simrat is kind hearted and sensitive. Simrats know what they want in life and will strive to accomplish it. Simrat has a great personality and is respected by many. Simrats are trustworthy and have soft spots despite her tough outer shell.
Jaycee: Dude, Jason broke up with Kaity.
Simrat: Is she okay?
Jaycee: She's crying in the bathroom.
Simrat: Where's Jason? I'm gonna punch his lights out...
Simrat: Is she okay?
Jaycee: She's crying in the bathroom.
Simrat: Where's Jason? I'm gonna punch his lights out...
by PaleoGirl August 9, 2010
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Get the Simpet mug.Someone who is fun, smart, sensitive, and an overall awesome person. Generally a name for females useless your just plain old weird.
Being a Simren can't be faked.
by justanothereternalgirl February 8, 2012
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