silicone

The God of all materials.

Bugs coming through under the door? Silicone that bitch.

Water leaking out the toilet? Silicone that bitch.
Truck falling apart? Silicone. That. Bitch.

Person #1: " Ah shit, my headlight is falling out!"
Person #2: "Just silicone that bitch"

by PnP kitchen January 27, 2019

Soliloqueef

The female corollary to, "mansplaining."

"I was talking to some broad and she went on a 30 minute soliloqueef about being called a chick, her lips never stopped moving."

by ClassyAsFuuuuuck June 4, 2018

Siliconvagitis

Adjective modifier (sil′i kän′vaj′īt′is)

A fictitious medical condition similar to inflammation of the vagina due to presence of sand rubbing the labia minor during walking or running. slang describing someone displaying behavior similar to the above symptoms but not actually having sand in the vagina, also implies that a male has a vagina and is acting like its irritated. Usually used to describe unwanted/excessive whining or complaining.

{CURE} a good stiff drink usually subsides the symptoms but may require a good ass kicking to heal the afflicted person.

Dude dont mess with him; he's suffering from siliconvagitis, I can tell because he hasn't stopped bitching all day.

Im not going to the meeting today because the boss has had siliconvagitis all week.

by Jay up in AK April 16, 2009

Silicon Valley Spliff

Also known as an Elon Puff, it’s when someone smokes a weed pen and an e-cig at the same time.

Let’s hit a Silicon Valley Spliff before we head to the movies

by overheardmarinasf December 22, 2017

Soliloqueer

A gay man or woman who cannot find a date and must resort to lonely gaydom.

No guys are willing to go out with Chuck, so he has become a soliloqueer.

by MADdler July 27, 2008

soliloquy

basically, a monologue.

it's sorta like the character is talking to himself, or the character is talking to the audience but not looking for comment/answers to his statements

hamelet's soliloquy is probably the most famous one, or at least it's up there.

by got me lost for words October 15, 2008

Silicone Valley

Cleavage formed by artificial breast implants

{Jack and John staring at a giant cleavage}

Joe: damn..! look at that cleavage! Never seen something that huge,.
John: Yeah I'm pretty sure that'll open up to be a silicone valley..

by jt95 October 8, 2014