silence

The only true method of determining the level of a relationship. A silence in new relationship, where two people are just getting to know each other, is awkward. The less you know the other person, trust them, love them, the more awkward the silence is. Vice versa, a comfortable silence will only happen once two people know each other, they can just sit quietly without the pressing urge to break it. Then the intimate silence; a silence that seems intentional, timed and rehearsed to a third party but is completely impromptu. This silence only happens when two people can simply loose themselves looking at each other. It can only be properly broken with a kiss or a “I love you.”

Phil: ...
Cass: ...
Phil: ...
Cass: So?
Phil: Yeah...
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Mike: How are things with Mel?
John: Going well, we had a comfortable silence yesterday, always a good sign.
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Elly: That was it?
Luke: Yep, that was it.
Elly: ...
Luke: ...
(30 seconds to 5 minutes later)
Luke: ...
Elly: ...
Luke: I love you.

by Imperion September 12, 2005

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Silencer

A silencer is a make-shift product to allow quiet, shameless defecations in public toilets.

A silencer is when a person bunches up a bit of toilet paper, and quickly places it in the water retaining part of the toilet bowl.

Thus, was a foreign object (fecial matter) drops into the toilet, there is no splash, and therefore no noise is created, allowing the person to walk confidently out without being given terrible terrible looks.

One downside to this is that it does not protect the person from their own gaseous discharge before the act of defecation.

Guy 1 - "Oh gosh, oh golly, I gonna crap myself,......, but I cant let anyone know im doing it, because,......., Ive been eating nothing but Indian curries and beans!, ......, oh god, its crowning!!!!!!!"

Guy 2 - "Hey buster, dont worry, use a silencer, its fine man, honestly, in Silencer we trust"

Guy 1 - "Than........ (fart)...... i gotta g-....... whoa nelly!"

by Caffo November 09, 2009

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Silence

The thing that you strive to get away from. You fill you’re head with pointless nothings just to get away from this void of nothingness. Silence is the thing that reveals your secrets you hide from even yourself. Silence doesn’t let u hide from ur insecurities and depression that consumes all things.

Silence if fuckin gay dude

by Implanter November 09, 2018

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