Shobbing

the combination of shitting and shobbing

i would be at my grandfathers funeral but im too busy shobbing.

by kaitosock August 10, 2023

Shomping

1 Frivolous purchases, without need or use for
the items.

2 Going to stores with the sole intentions of looking for things to spend money on.

“Let’s go shomping, darling! I’m feeling like spending obnoxious amounts of money on things we don’t need, and will likely never use!”

“Well, there isn’t necessarily anything I need, but I’m sure if I go to the store, I can find something to buy!“

by Johnny Evangelista December 3, 2023

shobbing

shopping while sobbing
(credit to FullyInvolvedMark on discord)

psh, women always be shobbing

by S.R. Doti June 2, 2025

Spoombing

When you and your fishing partner are so cohesive you spoon up and spomb together.

Did you see Rob and Duttz yesterday? They had spent and hour spombing munga and then fell asleep spooning each other!

Yeah they had been spoombing themselves silly the last few days!

by The vorest avenger June 16, 2025

Shoobing

Shoobing is the act of one cumming and Shitting at the same time

Joe: Yo get out the bathroom
Tyler: Bro im Shoobing hold on

by ad9sb8y2 October 25, 2025

Shicombing

Combining different mezes into your lavash (tortilla) in Turkish kebab houses, on top of your ciğer (livermeat) shish.
Short for shishcomboning.

+ What are you doing?
– I’m Shicombing at Ciğerci Bahattin. You?

by glorious banality December 12, 2025