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Signal Stalking

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When you purposely get a red light and/or take a red light so you stay in the same area of the car so you can check out a hot girl in a car.
Pipi was totally signal stalking Josh's sister in a BMW.

I love to signal stalk!

What is signal stalking?

TNSLPPTSO?
by The Shit List April 1, 2009
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signal squirt

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The squirt of urine that happens after you have taken a shit which alerts you that it is okay to wipe your ass.
I just got the signal squirt. Now I can wipe my ass!
by Linguist453 May 20, 2014
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the signal stretch

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when youre in class and you cant get signal on your cell phone, so you put your phone in your hand and raise your hands in the air pretending your stretching in an attempt to get better signal.
Yo i saw stew doing the signal stretch, i wonder if hes texting zowe!

Young man i saw you do the signal stretch, turn in your phone to student affairs!
by DANNYBOY691337 May 13, 2010
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Virtue Signal Sarah

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A person, usually a white woman, who presents themselves as ultra liberal on social media, self-identifies as a vegan, leftist, feminist (loves labels), usually has lots of tattoos as it is part of their curated woke / progressive / punk-rock identity (costume). These people are very active on IG and are constantly posting and reposting virtue signals to compensate for not knowing who they are or what they stand for, living for affirmations from like-minded friends.

These people are so thirsty for that dopamine rush of a ‘view’ or ‘like’ that they rarely check sources and vet what they’re actually posting, and often repost things that aren’t factual, or in-line with progressive ideology. But do not dare call them out on it. These people will challenge authorities, governments, the police, via Instagram, but if you challenge THEM to be better, they will get flustered, break down, name call, and un-follow you. Mind you, these people are only "activists" online. They almost never participate in real life direct action.

These people tend to pursue careers as social workers or therapists, and are very public about it — also part of their woke ensemble to "do good in the world (because I'm a good person and I need you to know that)". The truth is that they are insecure and immature people who are grasping for identity. They are usually privileged in that they are white and receive financial support from their parents, well past their 20's and 30's.
Oh boy, another Virtue Signal Sarah (VSS) re-posting more Black Lives Matters content than all my Black friends combined.
by leaveye September 23, 2022
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Virtue Signal Sarah

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A person, usually a white woman, who presents themselves as ultra liberal on social media, self-identifies as a vegan, leftist, feminist (loves labels), usually has lots of tattoos as it is part of their curated woke / progressive / punk-rock identity (costume). These people are very active on IG and are constantly posting and reposting virtue signals to compensate for not knowing who they are or what they stand for, living for affirmations from like-minded friends.

These people are so thirsty for that dopamine rush of a ‘view’ or ‘like’ that they rarely check sources and vet what they’re actually posting, and often repost things that aren’t factual, or in-line with progressive ideology. But do not dare call them out on it. These people will challenge authorities, governments, the police, via Instagram, but if you challenge THEM to be better, they will get flustered, break down, name call, and un-follow you. Mind you, these people are only "activists" online. They almost never participate in real life direct action.

These people tend to pursue careers as social workers or therapists, and are very public about it — also part of their woke ensemble to "do good in the world (because I'm a good person and I need you to know that)". The truth is that they are insecure and immature people who are grasping for identity. They are usually privileged in that they are white and receive financial support from their parents, well past their 20's and 30's.
Oh boy, another Virtue Signal Sarah (VSS) re-posting more Black Lives Matters content than all my Black friends combined.
by Leviiiii March 14, 2023
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Signal D

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During Vietnam War, para troopers would hang thier ass out of a helicopter and take a shit, they called this a Signal D
The US army para troopers all took a signal d onto the communist's during Vietnam War
by Sgt. Signal D February 15, 2009
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the signal

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the constant flow of information that is transmitted by the television 24 hours a day.
weapon of mass deception - people are manipulated via the signal

the signal is an Idiot box

So called news reporters read off an auto cue and aren't required to research the 'facts' they present through the signal

The signal is a form of Terror vision

The signal assists Mind manipulation

The signal is mind control

people are programmed suggestively through the signal
by Luke Luka G June 16, 2011
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