platonic side hoe

someone who isn't part of your squad but you still chill

Yeah, I don't really hang with them much, they're more like a platonic side hoe.

by coffee n' tea September 26, 2015

Side hoe

A girl your boyfriend goes too after he's been fucked over and plays with her and goes back to you afterwards

Oh did you see his side hoe

Yeah HAHA fugly

by Mynigga555 June 30, 2016

Side Hoe

A bitch thats on da side

,yall lowkey fucking wit each other

,she/he doing shit yo girlfriend/boyfriend aint doing

,yall got ah 0% chance of being together

and dont give to fucks about yo feelings .

Jerome :You Fuckin Wit Promise Now ?

You :Hell Naah Nigga ...Thats My Side Hoe .Im Fuckin Wit Mimi .

Jerome :Oh,I Gotcha Fam .

.GIRL SANERIO.

Dajah :Guurl ,Is You Fuckin Wit Ralph While You Wit Jerome .

Christina :Ralph Just Ah Side Guuurl .

Dajah :Oh Damn Guurl ,Okaaaaay .

by fettykaay1738 June 5, 2015

side hog

Someone who takes more than their allocated amount of any side dish from a KFC or similar resaurant.

"You're such a side hog!"

by Angus The Other White Meat May 11, 2006

side hogan

When you get a view of breasts from the side, usually through an opening between buttons on a woman's blouse or the arm of her shirt.

The lady sitting next to me had a shirt on that was giving off some major side hogan.

by Ryan Hennessy October 17, 2006

side hoe day

The day after Valentines Day (February 14th) when you go and get all the discounted Valentine goodies for your girl (or guy) on the side.

"Hey man, I had to drop 50 bucks yesterday on my girls teddy bear...today its only 10...gotta pick that up for my chick on the side, what u gettin urs for side hoe day?"

by Laredo[HK] February 14, 2008

Emotional Side-hoe

A biddie in which you partake in late night conversations, discuss feelings, trust, etc; physical attraction may or may not be apparent

Mary, I think I'm Jimmy's emotional side-hoe.

by MJ17 June 29, 2017