bowel movement that does not want to get out when one is sitting down taking a shit, thus giving the perception that the shit is too shy to leave the rectum.
It is usually straining, time consuming, and inconvenient to push out and deal with.
It is usually straining, time consuming, and inconvenient to push out and deal with.
Boss: What is the deal Thomas? Late for the third time this week!
Thomas: (Nervous and with no eye contact)Sorry boss, i was at home with a case of the shy shits.
Boss: (grabbing Thomas' shouler facing him)Well dont we all.
Both laugh
Thomas: (Nervous and with no eye contact)Sorry boss, i was at home with a case of the shy shits.
Boss: (grabbing Thomas' shouler facing him)Well dont we all.
Both laugh
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one who is usually very outgoing that instantly becomes shy around someone they think is hot and/or have hooked up with in the past, a dead give away to past indiscretions. usually happens when one is with current boyfriend/girlfriend
1)"She became a total shy sheep when he walked in."
"Dude, that's because they hooked up last summer"
"FML we were going out then"
2) "Totally glad i didnt shy sheep it when she walked in, I would of got caught up."
"Dude, that's because they hooked up last summer"
"FML we were going out then"
2) "Totally glad i didnt shy sheep it when she walked in, I would of got caught up."
by cgneeks93 April 6, 2011
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by mjisapedo October 22, 2010
Get the Shy Shitter mug.Shy Sprites are little guys who hide in leaves. Their eyes are exceedingly gigantic! Shy sprites have black eyes; their eyes may glow in the dark. Shy Sprites may have brown or grey eyes, as these sprites change colors to match their envirornments. Who knows? Shy Sprites may have green eyes; it is unknown if their eyes become hazel.
Shy Sprites have green, greenish grey, or grey skin. They have black antennas on their heads. Shy Sprites look like babies with pointed ears. Ears point upwards. Shy Sprites have small noses and "shy smiles!" They are "too adorable." Yes, most babies are adorable, but Shy Sprites are really adorable. They are way too cute to be elves! (That is why humans suspect these are sprites.)
These little guys get their name because they have semi-interested and terrified expressions on their faces. They seem willing to come out from hiding, but they do not know " what they're gonna get!" That could be the reason they hide. Shy Sprites may risk getting "tweaked." That means if they do come out from behind those leaves, Shy Sprites have their cheeks pinched by every girl in their local radiuses.
Shy Sprites have green, greenish grey, or grey skin. They have black antennas on their heads. Shy Sprites look like babies with pointed ears. Ears point upwards. Shy Sprites have small noses and "shy smiles!" They are "too adorable." Yes, most babies are adorable, but Shy Sprites are really adorable. They are way too cute to be elves! (That is why humans suspect these are sprites.)
These little guys get their name because they have semi-interested and terrified expressions on their faces. They seem willing to come out from hiding, but they do not know " what they're gonna get!" That could be the reason they hide. Shy Sprites may risk getting "tweaked." That means if they do come out from behind those leaves, Shy Sprites have their cheeks pinched by every girl in their local radiuses.
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