Shwoops

To purposely take or "joox" a physical thing; to steal certain thing fro someone which changes hands easily.

"I wanna shwoops that lighter"
"I shwoopsed his girlfriend, bro (reffering to a non- intimate male companion).
"Suchhh Shwooopssss!!!"
"I'm on auto- shwoops!!"

by Shfinkel January 2, 2010

Shwoop

The longest testicle hair located on a male scrotum.

When I was licking his balls a shwoop went up my nose.

balls testicle testy hair scrotum scrote

by BBLovely March 24, 2010

SHWOOP

"Shwoop" is an onomatopoeic word that demonstrates someone or something moving through the air, or sometimes water, as in into a rather large chasm. "Shwoop" can be used to demonstrate any kind of liquid friction.
"Shwoop" can be also used as an exclamatory term, accompanied by "eh" at the beginning. It makes a very nice substitute for a swear.

And SHWOOP! She was sucked into the abyss!

by Chabin Pacli November 17, 2010

Shwoop

To rip, shred, or drive like a beast.

We shwooped our KTM 600 on the track all day!

by jota ce November 26, 2011

Shwoop

A person, place or thing whom consumes a concerning amount of lollipops and cuntcakes and has been awake since 'Nam due to their hobby of injecting methamphetamines.

Yo ya fuckin shwoop, are you alive?

by Whosyourtaddei January 27, 2020

Shwoop

when a guy is a too chicken to actually ask you out so he slides in there and takes the role of boyfriend

Shwooped is like sliding in your DMs..but in reality.

by Gangsterp March 6, 2018

shwoop

getting fucked in the ass by a guitar and having an orgasm from it

A person with a guitar in their asshole having an orgasm = that person is shwoop.

by scooby-doo November 16, 2007