Shuke 

to vomit and shit at the same time.

when you shuke, you experience the acts of shitting and puking at the same time. Therefore, when you go to shit you vomit everywhere and when you go to puke, you shit everywhere.

Shuke by STAR December 18, 2012

shuke 

To puke while taking a shit.

After a hard night of drinking and eating raw clams, he woke up in the morning; ran to the bathroom and shuked.

shuke by Jason Patire September 6, 2007

shuke 

verb: when your dog eats a turd and pukes it up

I thought the For-Bid worked, but my dog kept eating its turds and shuked on me while I was sleeping.

(Yes, it really happened.)

shuke by jschooly February 25, 2010

Shuke 

When you shit and pukeat the same time

Man, I shouldn't have eaten that week old pizza, I shuked for three hours!

Shuke by Omniomega24 September 20, 2016

shuke 

To shuke is to take a shit and puke simultaneously, therefore leaving a disgusting pile underneath yourself.

James Abbott drank too much beer and ate way too much at Hooters that he had to have me pull over so he could shuke on the side of the road.

shuke by Newt May 26, 2004

shuke 

when you shit and puke at the same time

example 1:
connor-"I really destroyed that bathroom"
kevin-"why what did you do?"
connor-"I shuked all over the place"
kevin-"holy shit that bathroom must be fucked up!"
connor-"yeah its destroyed."

example 2:
kevin-"I have to shuke man"
connor-"go sit in the bathtub"
kevin-"ok, thanks man"

shuke by big red bear 16 May 4, 2009

Shuke 

(Verb) To Regurgitate while voiding excrement from the bowels. Mostly occuring when hungover or suffering from acute diarrhea, usually into the bathtub or garbage can.

The smell from my shit was so bad, I felt like I was going to Shuke.

I didn't know what to do first, shit or puke, so I shuked.

Shuke by JeepSkot September 23, 2008