example 1:
connor-"I really destroyed that bathroom"
kevin-"why what did you do?"
connor-"I shuked all over the place"
kevin-"holy shit that bathroom must be fucked up!"
connor-"yeah its destroyed."
example 2:
kevin-"I have to shuke man"
connor-"go sit in the bathtub"
kevin-"ok, thanks man"
connor-"I really destroyed that bathroom"
kevin-"why what did you do?"
connor-"I shuked all over the place"
kevin-"holy shit that bathroom must be fucked up!"
connor-"yeah its destroyed."
example 2:
kevin-"I have to shuke man"
connor-"go sit in the bathtub"
kevin-"ok, thanks man"
by big red bear 16 May 5, 2009
by byrned December 18, 2008
"I drank a whole bottle of Jameson's with my friend out of tiny nightcap glasses on vacation while my girlfriend flipped out upon hearing me shuke in the guest bathroom."
by MattyFu February 13, 2010
Throwing up while simultaneously making a bowel movement. Usually associated with the flu or accute intoxication.
Facing imminent erruption from both ends, it was clear to T.J. that he could not decide between the two. He had no choice but to shuke.
by N. Betts February 3, 2005
by gio May 27, 2004
1. A feeling of uneasiness in your digestive system.
2. The physical act of shitting and puking simultaneously. Hence, to shuke...
2. The physical act of shitting and puking simultaneously. Hence, to shuke...
1. Oh, man, those tacos made me feel like im going to shuke.
2. After last night, I'll be sitting on the can all day waiting to shuke.
2. After last night, I'll be sitting on the can all day waiting to shuke.
by NYkid420 January 19, 2010
A dilemma arising when one must both shit and puke simultaneously.
If this has happened to you then you have realized with certainty that God has stationed you here on earth as a practical joke.
If this has happened to you then you have realized with certainty that God has stationed you here on earth as a practical joke.
I shuked last night. I woke up and I had puke on my balls, and there was shit on the walls. It was an experience that put the fear of death in me.
by sklonko September 22, 2007