Person 1: Aaww man I hate dinner!
Person 2: What about dinner IN A TUBE?!?!
Person 1: WOAH!!
Person 2: Scrumpadoochous!!!
Person 2: What about dinner IN A TUBE?!?!
Person 1: WOAH!!
Person 2: Scrumpadoochous!!!
by Mr. JPL October 26, 2009
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by Donald Shrump May 19, 2011
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by urmom499 January 15, 2022
Get the shrimpadoodle mug.1. A woman of negotiable services of intimacy (see prostitute)
2. The sound believed by renowned theoretical physicists to be made when a particularly fat person (say, 250 lbs.+) is running with a box containing a large sponge cake (the cake must be sponge for the desired effect) then drops said cake box in their haste and, due to their unwieldly momentum, runs over the box. The 'shrumple' in question occurs right at the moment of impact between their foot and the top of the box, then continues for several milliseconds as they inevitably crush the cake itself underfoot. the ensuing panting and swearing on the fat individuals behalf is not included in the sound.
2. The sound believed by renowned theoretical physicists to be made when a particularly fat person (say, 250 lbs.+) is running with a box containing a large sponge cake (the cake must be sponge for the desired effect) then drops said cake box in their haste and, due to their unwieldly momentum, runs over the box. The 'shrumple' in question occurs right at the moment of impact between their foot and the top of the box, then continues for several milliseconds as they inevitably crush the cake itself underfoot. the ensuing panting and swearing on the fat individuals behalf is not included in the sound.
Thomas, the neighbourhood fat boy, was running gleefully with his newly bought cake in great expectance of eating it when, all of a sudden, the butter stains on his hands caused him to lose his hold on the box, which he jiggled over top of with a loud 'shrumple'.
simon ackwayus laughed at the fatty with the butter stains
simon ackwayus laughed at the fatty with the butter stains
by Simon Ackwayus December 28, 2005
Get the Shrumple mug.The word Oprah Winfrey made up a long time ago to describe slumpy housewives, the types that are wearing the same sweats they wore yesterday and the day before. They usually have more than one child and are running around non stop and have been totally worn out and given up on how they look.
by Megan Dickinson February 23, 2008
Get the Shlumpadinka mug.A buttery and Delicious delicacy from the Country of Stein. The Shrump is a shrimp that looks like Donald Trumps face.
by Alex Squegg December 9, 2016
Get the Shrump mug.Similar to the line of scrimmage in football. It's an imaginary line that you have to get to (through dates, flowers, begging, etc.) before a girl well let you scrump her - aka fuck her.
It can also be the crossing into an area inside or outside that you go to fool around.
It can also be the crossing into an area inside or outside that you go to fool around.
Billy: I've tried everything with Beth and she won't let me in there.
Fred: It's 4th and 20. You'll never make it to her line of scrumpage dude. Just punt her away.
Dave: Check out Dan and Steph walking away from the campfire together.
Tim: He's taking her into the dark. I can still see them, still see them...and they're gone.
Dave: They crossed the line of scrumpage.
Fred: It's 4th and 20. You'll never make it to her line of scrumpage dude. Just punt her away.
Dave: Check out Dan and Steph walking away from the campfire together.
Tim: He's taking her into the dark. I can still see them, still see them...and they're gone.
Dave: They crossed the line of scrumpage.
by Prophecyrob June 17, 2009
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