by Joshy_Josh_and_the_Funky_Bunch March 20, 2016
A shady, intrusive and mysterious character in the form of a rodent-man (Half man half rodent) from the ghetto. The shrew has the power to overcome any security system. He leaves his mark in the mosty intimate places of the home.
by Dave MacCormick May 11, 2005
by l_mo5 July 06, 2006
'Shrewing' is the term given to lubricating the female shfincter with liquids not primarily designed for lubrication. Such liquids may include yoghurt, milkshake, toothpaste, irn bru and brylcream. Shrewing is usually used when anal sex is desired but the necessary lubricants are not readily available.
'oh shit i forgot to bring my vaseline'
'no worries, just shrew me with this chicken liver pate'
'im allergic to water based luricant, were gonna hav to do some shrewing if you want to penetrate my colon'
'fuck im out of lube, ill hav to shrew you with this fromage frais'
'no worries, just shrew me with this chicken liver pate'
'im allergic to water based luricant, were gonna hav to do some shrewing if you want to penetrate my colon'
'fuck im out of lube, ill hav to shrew you with this fromage frais'
by meakyboy69 January 10, 2010
1. That guy is such a faggot. I bet he has a shrew!
2. I had sex with my boyfriend last night and he had a shrew! It was so skinny!
2. I had sex with my boyfriend last night and he had a shrew! It was so skinny!
by Machoman6969 March 11, 2009
A shrew.....
The story of the shrew:
High school pep rally. Gonz comes up to me with a video of a shrew eating a snake. “
What the hell is that man?”
That’s a shrew and that’s all u need to know. We formulated the shrew by gettin ur hand wet in some pussy. You do that and ur a shrew.
The story of the shrew:
High school pep rally. Gonz comes up to me with a video of a shrew eating a snake. “
What the hell is that man?”
That’s a shrew and that’s all u need to know. We formulated the shrew by gettin ur hand wet in some pussy. You do that and ur a shrew.
by Gonzfunnay December 20, 2017
One of any number of shrill harpies from daytime talk show "The View" who viciously attack advocates for freedom, liberty, capitalism, and traditional values. Prime examples include Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar.
Man did you see that guy on The View yesterday who said Washington should lower taxes and cut spending? Those View Shrews tore him to freakin' pieces!
by ferrgus January 29, 2009