secondhand shoplifting

When you steal something from another person that was stolen by them in the first place.

"Dude, I'm so sick of helping our bro loot every time there's a riot! Whduya say we break into his pad for some secondhand shoplifting?"

by Smiley59 February 21, 2009

National Shoplifting Day

July 22nd; the day where it's ok and encouraged to shoplift. Grab your bag and head to your nearest Walmart.

Jacob: "what day is it today?"
Julia: "it's July 22nd. why?"
Jacob: "grab the biggest bag you can find. i'll start the car."
Julia: "oh yeah! i almost forgot it's national shoplifting day!"

by chileanywaysso October 29, 2020

shoplifting

Free stuff!

P1: "I went shoplifting today."
P2: "Nice, what did you get?"

by Lelsy June 11, 2018

Sexual shoplifting

When someone rapes a sexworker

Bro Chad totally went to AVN with molly and did some sexual shoplifting.

by jayhovanova January 8, 2023

shapeshifting

A metamorphosis of ones life.Like shapeshifting mermaids who changed from sea to land with tail replaced by legs,shapeshifting is an adaptive transformation for the better.

When Gayle began his new position at the Menlo Park startup he did some quick shapeshifting to keep in stride with his coworkers never giving off the air he was a rural kid from the midwest.

by nigelct May 12, 2016

Shopthrifting

Stealing from a thrift store because even thrift items are too expensive for yo broke ass.
Derived from the word Shoplifting.

"Hey dude, this cool porcelain cat is only fifty cents!"
"Nah, I'm broke as hell. I think it's small enough to fit in my pocket though, I'll just shopthrift it."

"Hey man, let's hit up the thrift stores while we're in Chicago."
"I just got fired, I ain't got no change to spare."
"Man, you should know by now I meant we were gonna go shopthrifting. Everything's free!"

by haleythelesbian June 3, 2013

stopshittingyourself

Your wife shits herself and yiu can,smell it from the living room.

Wife thinks its a fart then shits then you yell "stopshittingyourself"

by Babygirl11039 June 6, 2020