A person so un-eloquent in their use of lies and bullshit that the act of them speaking equates to "shit-bending." Overglorificaton of ones self makes one a shitbender. Exaggeration of an event to the point of absurdity makes one a shitbender.
Statements that lower the collective iq of all listeners are said by shitbenders.
"Yea i don't care about money, I have a job offer from microsoft, apple, and google. They are all fighting over me" (this legendary shitbender worked as a housekeeper)
Statements that lower the collective iq of all listeners are said by shitbenders.
"Yea i don't care about money, I have a job offer from microsoft, apple, and google. They are all fighting over me" (this legendary shitbender worked as a housekeeper)
Me: "I have never heard anything so crazy come out of anyone's mouth, ever!
Response: "He's a shitbender, that's all that comes out."
Response: "He's a shitbender, that's all that comes out."
by MBTGIYM October 22, 2014
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*knock* *knock*
Daquan: "Yo what you want? It's only 7am on Saturday bro wtf"
Jamal: "Sorry brody I just had to go to the bathroom and the only one is in your room, my B"
*Jamal opens door to Daquan's room*
Daquan: "Damn Jamal, you been wearing the same clothes for three days!! I can smell yo ass from across the room, looking like the last soapbender ass nigga."
Jamal: "That's a violation, but you right, can I grab a shower rq while I'm in there?"
Daquan: "Aight but don't use my good washcloth on yo disgusting ass, I'll have to burn that shit after"
Daquan: "Yo what you want? It's only 7am on Saturday bro wtf"
Jamal: "Sorry brody I just had to go to the bathroom and the only one is in your room, my B"
*Jamal opens door to Daquan's room*
Daquan: "Damn Jamal, you been wearing the same clothes for three days!! I can smell yo ass from across the room, looking like the last soapbender ass nigga."
Jamal: "That's a violation, but you right, can I grab a shower rq while I'm in there?"
Daquan: "Aight but don't use my good washcloth on yo disgusting ass, I'll have to burn that shit after"
by crustyasstoesboi August 6, 2023
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