shotomy

The process in which one places a turkey baster with a shot of hard liquor up their ass. This results in rapid, extreme drunkenness because the alcohol is completely absorbed. Kids, don't try this one at home.

My uncle, a raging alcoholic, commits shotomy on a regular basis.

by Joshtheundisputed March 3, 2008

Shoomer

Someone who is terrible at what they do yet still is somehow incredibly successful in what they do.

"For the past week, Ted has been serving nothing but raw meat to the customers. He's been promoted to CEO. What a Shoomer."

by Chifutakushi February 12, 2020

Shoombool

A funny name for Dick or Pussy; Usually used among children or teenagers

Your fly is open son, you don't want everyone to see your shoombool do you?!
Good night shoombooly!

by Steve Burn October 13, 2009

shoom boobies

when a female has one significantly larger breast than the other.

"Holy shit, look at those shoom boobies!!"

by asynd December 9, 2008

shohmehyatits

A word shouted when you spot a female with nice breasts and you want to show your approval or express your sexual attraction toward her.

"Dude check out that girls tits"

Yells towards girl:
"Hey girl, shohmehyatits!

(Girl dumps out thoughs beautiful sex-yams)

by E-Tyme December 16, 2008

Shohming

To act in a silly manner; to goof off and slack in a "Shohmi" fashion

Karen was shohming around the classroom.
(It's a mind game) ... OoOOoO!!!

by Mansur... has the answer December 8, 2010

shoom

-exclamation.
an onomatopoeia used to signify that the person saying it does not understand something that is being said.

It is the sound made when information flies past the person's brain or comprehension.

when used in texts, it is used in between asterisks like so: *shoom*
Also, often accompanied by a "crossed-arms" arm motion in front of chest

Paul: the glutton levels in the formulaic reaction are quite the conundrum!
Larry: *shoom*

by One Wanksta December 25, 2009