Shmuel

Male name, Hebrew in origin, a name derived from shěmū'ē'l (name of God, his name is God, or named after God).

A mysterious man, often associated with bats and/or religion(or striped pyjamas unfortunately).

Rough on the outside, seems cold and maybe even like a hard bitch and a rude dude, but deep down is a true softy.

Often likes animals, and cares deeply for people. He may come across as someone that can't stand people in general and might even refer to others as "humans", distancing himself, but when push comes to show; he truly cares and only wishes the best for everyone.

If you even meet a Shmuel, you better be prepared for a fight to become their friend, or run away while you have the chance. As Samuels aren't easy to befriend, they're still incredible fascinating, and if you're strong enough to get close to them, totally worth the fight for.
Ya big secret softy, you're being such a Shmuel right now!
by VikingDaddy January 20, 2020
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Shmuel

the sexiest kid in turners falls
Is that shmuel?

Yeah he's so hottt
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Shmueling

Shmueling - The word comes from Shmuel from the Boy in the Striped Pajamas and it is the act of running awey from something.
(Playing apex legends)
person 1 - SHOOT THE GOD DAMN WRAITH!
person 2 - I CAN'T HE IS SHMUELING!
person 1 - OH SHIT ANOTHER SQUAD LETS SHMUEL OUT OF HERE
by Mi Kawk May 15, 2022
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Shmuel

1: What you ask for behind a dumpster

2: Why Communism is a thing
Stop stalling and give me a SHMUEL
by THICKDICKFLEXER April 29, 2019
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Shmuel

One with a fat head, most commonly called Theo.

Can be used as an insult when a fat Jew won't stop talking.
Theo: Shut up Jew, yeah what happen?

Mitchell: Shut up Shmuel

Theo: *Start crying into pillow*
by Fronkos June 2, 2021
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Shmuel fredlender

A dude who thinks he is the shit but just has a really cute butt
Shmuel fredlender do be thick tho
by Homydude August 3, 2021
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Samwise Shmuel

Sexiest man on earth, Sams dick is easily 60metres whilst flaccid! Sam is definitely the bloke your girlfriend is just ‘friends’ with
Oh no! Samwise Shmuel has demolished my nans insides from sticking his tip in her pussy
by Phil Collins & Sons October 21, 2021
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