i should call her/him

When you are reminded of a person by inanimate objects in a sexual way.

*squirting lotion on hand* i should call her/him or *mixing mac n cheese* i should call her/him

by lolpp37 June 13, 2020

Shmole

An undesirable in a friend group, someone you can’t get rid of

Yo I told the shmole not to come but he came anyways

by Kunt grunt February 6, 2019

counting shoulders

its a term used to put your arm around someone. you start with counting ur far shoulder away from them as one, two which is the closest one to them, 3 their first and 4th the farthest one on the other side and keep ur arm around them

“have you ever counted shoulders before?”
“dude, i just used the counting shoulders trick on katie and it worked!”

by kathryn money September 25, 2018

Should just work

What a Sales Engineer says when he/she assumes a solution to solve a highly complex problem will actually work. The solution always ends up working when these words are uttered during a customer call.

Customer: Are you sure this derived credential solution that has never been tested in production will actually work with our use case?
Sales Engineer: It should just work.

by Luke The Hutt April 10, 2020

Shoulder Shaking

Shoulder shaking is stimulation of the genitals with the hand for sexual pleasure.

I am gonna go shoulder shaking.

by Specs Gonzalez January 28, 2020

Shmule Bar

Another name for a nic stick, chooch, smack, vape

Cheddy let me tap the Shmule bar

by Jmpmarciano June 5, 2022

boulder shoulder

when a mans shoulders are so big they look like theyre from minecraft

hey blake you have boulder shoulder

by dereki long nuts March 3, 2015