Shmishmorshan

A euphemism for a word that rhymes with it.

"Don't get a shmishmorshan, it hasn't even seen its dick yet!"

"There are so many vaginas destroyed before, during and after the shmishmorshan process."

CAUTION!!!

BABIES CAN'T DECIPHER THIS WORD, FOR SAFETY PRECAUTIONS REFRAIN FROM UTTERING ITS ACTUAL MEANING IN THE PRESENCE OF POTENTIAL MOTHER'S STOMACHES!

by SupremeKaiser September 4, 2009

Shmishmormon

The term used to describe a person who was baptized mormon, but does everything a mormon is not supposed to do, i.e: drink, smoke, gamble, have sex, etc. They also no longer attend church, and usually were only baptized becuase their parents made them.

did you have ay idea that bill was such a shmishmormon???

by Kcornsmell April 25, 2011

Shmished

When something has been shmooshed its also been shmished.

You shmished my bread! Now I can't make a sandwich.

by Anika Friedman January 29, 2019

Shmishmas

National holiday with no ties to religious activities or beliefs and where everyone celebrates nothing, celebrated on October 21st

"It's October 21st, you know what that means! It's Shmishmas!"

by MIghtTgo October 21, 2019

shmishmoney

Massive abuser of drugs and alcohol, yet attempting to portray yourself as normal even though it is completely obvious

Look at the shmishmoney over at the bar! He is gonna pass out!

by Phxjrf April 21, 2022