shmistletoe

A word used in the holiday season to describe a penis with mistletoe on it used to elicit a kiss

Dude Do you see that chick.
Friend Yeah bro.
Dude I'd let her stand under my shmistletoe

by IrishRocket December 4, 2016

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Shipsiding

To take a shit, freeze it, wrap it in foil & then sodomize yourself with it, like Matty

I love shipsiding myself.

by CBJacks April 24, 2014

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shipster • Shmip • Shnips • shmids • shipseki • shipsexual • Shipshape • ships that pass in the night • shmish • shmishmishimi

Heating up your ships main cannon

Masturbation,jerking off (usually males)

Child: *fapfapfap*
Mom:What are you doing I heard something?
Child:uhmmmmm nothing
Mom:Heating up your ships main cannon?
Child (silently:) FUCK

by BJC2002 April 20, 2012

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What happens when Tiesto, Basshunter and Armin Van Buuren ask Cher to join their new band, Emmure.

Actual members are:
Angelo Aita - screams/growls
Martin Broda - clean vocals
Sebastian Cassisi-Nunez - synths & keyboards
Daniel Ciccotelli - lead guitar
Chris Taylor - drums

Hailing from Toronto, currnetly signed to Rise. Music generally consists of auto-tuned choruses, gated/distorted screams, power chords and electronic breakdowns with arpeggiated synth leads. So far they've released 2 albums on Rise: Geeving (2010) and Infamous (2012).

Some good songs IMO: Megawacko 2.1, Take One Last Breath, Less Than Love, American Holocaust, Bro My God

Most people judge Abandon All Ships for their excessive use of auto-tune, "bad" screaming (they'd know) and techno-ish breakdowns, but i personally like their music.

by electrojesus August 23, 2012

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California Slave Ships

A slang description of the fleet of more than 30 prisons in California who stockpile felons instead of rehabilitate them.

Those California Slave Ships have been my husband’s second home since he was a very young man.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 12, 2019

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shipsexual

Feeling sexually attracted to ships, or similar stuff.

Person 1: yo homie, why do you have all of these posters of battleships and destroyers?

Person 2: if you didn't know. I'm shipsexual

by Holy bucket August 4, 2020

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shmipp

The act of placing a pouch, and or long cut dip into the foreskin of the penis. Effectively holding it in place for a nicotine buzz.

“Hey bro. You got any pouches? I’m going to pack a shmipp real quick”

“My teeth are looking a lot healthier now that I pack a Shmipp instead of a lip”

by Velk March 16, 2022

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