Shmeek

mellow, simple, a little sheepish, a little meek, but at the same time, cool, calm, collected & insightful

the shmeek saxaphonist played his music into the night, without a care in the whole world

by The_Wise_Man January 14, 2007

Shmeek

Verb. The act of expelling any bodily fluid/waste and then smearing the contents onto nearby surfaces.

Gary shmeeked all over Rich's couch one night when he was wasted.

Richard shmeeks off in school.

by DuganNugan July 08, 2010

shmeek

To take something unknowingly from the owner, often times from right under the former owners nose.

While the bartender looked away, I managed to shmeek a bottle of Hennessey from behind the counter

by Bender"Bending"Rodriguez July 06, 2009

Shmeek

A person who believes they're cool and enjoys expressing their coolness, either verbally or physically, to those around them even though they're clearly not cool; or don't in any way match the persona they've created for themselves.

That guy is a Shmeek.

by Joel Mckay July 28, 2008

Shmeek

To Shmeek is to smoke weed, often from a vape-style device. The state of being shmeeked is the state of being visibly high.

Look at him, his eyes are red and I can tell he’s shmeeked. Wanna go Shmeek in the bathroom?

by Saeone February 12, 2024

Shmeek

A person who is a shmuck and a neek

Otherwise known as a robo Bari neek

Yo that don is a shmeek

by Murvocius December 10, 2019

shmeek

the natural process of goop; alternative to ball cheese, including taint film.

Bro, she went down on me and offered to clean up my shmeek.

Dude, do you ever just shmeek after a workout?

by supremeandre November 04, 2021