shmeek 

To take something unknowingly from the owner, often times from right under the former owners nose.

While the bartender looked away, I managed to shmeek a bottle of Hennessey from behind the counter

shmeek by Bender"Bending"Rodriguez July 6, 2009

Shmeek 

A person who believes they're cool and enjoys expressing their coolness, either verbally or physically, to those around them even though they're clearly not cool; or don't in any way match the persona they've created for themselves.

That guy is a Shmeek.

Shmeek by Joel Mckay July 28, 2008

Shmeek 

This term is used to describe a dick. Usually a large one.

Hey Bro, I heard he has a fat shmeek.

Shmeek by phattest_shmeek February 20, 2018

Shmeek 

A person who is a shmuck and a neek

Otherwise known as a robo Bari neek

Yo that don is a shmeek

Shmeek by Murvocius December 10, 2019

Shmeek 

An N-joy vaping product.

Efrain-You wanna hit my N-joy.

Jonah-Yes I would love hit ur shmeek

Shmeek by Hayden Herrera January 28, 2020

Shmeek 

It means your a cunt in general:)

Your a shmeek

Shmeek by Lozza2068 September 6, 2020

shmeek 

the natural process of goop; alternative to ball cheese, including taint film.

Bro, she went down on me and offered to clean up my shmeek.

Dude, do you ever just shmeek after a workout?

shmeek by supremeandre November 4, 2021