shmao

meanin the same as shit,

john this food from ere tastes lyk shmao

by woody45 January 4, 2007

shlamozzle

A word that can mean literally anything. If someone needs anymore context, it’s probably Jewish.

John: Wow, that’s a pretty cool shlamozzle ya got there.
Fred: Yeah, I got this shlamozzle from the shlamozzle shoppe.
John: No, I mean the other shlamozzle you have there. I hate that first shlamozzle you said.

by Your local synagogue May 15, 2018

solmao

Just an Anagram of saying Slumped Over Laughing My Ass Off!

Rick tried to nose-grind on the library stairs. I was solmao @ how much of a dum-ass he was when he busted his nuts afterwards.

by SFX_817 January 3, 2008

Shlamozzle

1. A Jewish horn similar to the shofar blown in times of war.
2. Another name for a mans sexual organs.

1. Today at the synagogue we practiced our ancient tradition of blowing shlamozzle.
2. Dyslexic: I just failed that Advanced Algebra test.
Cam: You really took the shlamozzle on that one bud. Blew that shlamozzle like pro.

by Mr. Masons small weeny June 6, 2018

Shmao

When someone is acting like a fucking dickhead say shmao many times in a row and people will be irritated as fuck and try and kill ur retarded ass.

SHMAO SHMAO SHMAO FUCKER

by Retardedpicle_101 December 9, 2018

Schlmao

Sorry can’t hear laughing my arse off

Bobby was talking to rob & told rob a joke while they were talking. As Bobby continued to talk rob kept laughing saying “schlmao” “schlmao” ,“I cant breathe schlmao!”

by Jct August 28, 2019

shlaonglee

A word made by Jake Pope so don’t question it

Don’t question it shlaonglee

by Xeertz_ September 13, 2020