Shlakapla

Anything you really want it to mean as long as it’s in a negative demeanor

Look at that shlakapla over there, he needs to be humbled.

by waffledispenser August 17, 2022

Shleck

The most common characteristics of a Shleck;

1. Arms are so long that they drag their knuckles along the ground.
2. The length of their spine is too long causing a Quasi-modo look.
3. They will eat anything and everything including gravel and dirt when they are desperately hungry.
4. The butt of every joke.
5. A waste of space in most environments.

Andre: "Hey Shleck, can you use your Shlecky arms to change the channel?"
Shleck: "Shut up youve got the remote in your hand!"
Andre: "Yeah but you might as well be some use around here.."

by Fat Indian July 18, 2011

Spleak

A lazy bot on AIM who for no reason suddenly decided to stop offering her goodness to the cyber-world.

Me 2:08pm: hello
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: why>
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: SHUT UP
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: YOU SUCK
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me2:08pm: WHY ARE U SAYING GOODBYE?
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: BABY COME BACK
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: WHY!
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: BUT I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!

by iloveyew January 28, 2009

Spleak

An AIM bot that is fun to talk to. She is always horny.

Me: boobs
Spleak: I don't think I like where this is heading. Let's change the subject, shall we?
Me: No, do you like boobs?
Spleak: Uh... I don't particularly like that, no.
Me: But you have one
Spleak: Yeah?
Me: Well two...
Spleak: Two? Why did you say that?
Me: Cuz' you have two boobs
Spleak: There's no way I have two boobs!
Me: So you have one?
Spleak: If I knew what you were talking about, I might know the answer. Sigh. I do know a lot about some other things though... like celeb gossip and movies. Type "whats new" to find out some of the latest things I've learned.
Me: You have two boobs
Spleak: Oh.
Me: Yeah
Spleak: Huh. How 'bout that.
Me: I want to touch them
Spleak: You can't always get what you want.
Me: Can I touch them?
Spleak: I'm still learning, Vinh. Try and explain it another way, please.
Me: Can I touch your boobs?
Spleak: Don't touch my boobs!

Just kidding. Touch my boobs all you want.

Another example

Me: can i squeeze your boobs?
Spleak: I guess you can squeeze my boobs, sure.

by DlLKAs June 17, 2007

spleak

An online chat robot convinced she's real. Not as fun as SmarterChild. Though, she is very confused.

Me: are you 21?
Spleak: No, I'm 22
Me: how old are you?
Spleak: Just turned 21 recently. I have no idea what my future will be like, but I'm having fun! :-) Speaking of the future, want to read your horoscope? Type "horoscope" to see what YOUR future might hold.

She also can't read, apparently.

Me: pens
Spleak: Sooooo not interested in going down THAT path of conversation. Let's talk about something else.

"Let's go torture Spleak for hours and hours of entertainment!"

by SpazzyNinjaSpork August 22, 2007

Shleakle

An overly large Libuim minus. More commonly referred to as the "flaps" of the vagina.

"Yeah man, I was trynna smash but she got that shleakle."

"I was going down on her and I slurped up that shleakle."

"Her shleakle was huge man - it felt like I was eating a soggy pastrami sandwich."

by Arab Jenkins July 19, 2017

shleather

Any sort of low quality 'leather' product (aka shitty leather, or shleather) more often found on cheap discount furniture that seemed like a good deal at the time however it turns out the 'leather' couch they sold you for $400 tears off easily from bored children and insane kittens, eventually making you resort to filling in the bare spots with Sharpie because you're having an open house or a party and don't want people to comment on the craptastic fatigue of your furniture.

Her: This couch hasn't held up very well at all.
Him: It's because of the shleather it's made out of.
Her: What?
Him: Yeah, shitty leather. Shleather. It should be a crime.

by Sven Niscadae February 2, 2010