Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman

In simple terms, going for a Wank.

Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

by Markdaspark2 January 28, 2012

shlicking

The act of a female Masturbating.

"I walked in on Jamie and she was Shlicking!"

"No way, man! She was rubbing it?!"

"Yeah! Oh my god!"

by Nessabro December 31, 2013

Ankle sharking

When a cat (or other pet) stalks or winds around your ankles, weaving in and out, often brushing against your legs with its body and tail. Used as a compound verb. Also see the noun form: ankle shark.

Muffin's ankle sharking always ramps up when we sit down to dinner.

by JpodNi February 6, 2020

Shaking and Crying

Expression for obsession of a certain thing; often used sarcastically. "Shaking and Crying" comes from hardcore fans, who tend to 'shake and cry' when they affected by their fandom.

I was told Edward Cullen was not a real person. I am shaking and crying right now.

(sarcastically) brb shaking & crying

by dinobonoid June 18, 2009

slacking off

1. Not doing very much of anything.

2. Not doing what you are meant to be doing.

Stop slacking off Steve

by PowerGlide May 10, 2015

Shmacking up

when someone engages in informal sexual activity, including hooking up and/or oral

Person A: Are you going to that girl's house tonight?
Person B: Yeah bro.
Person A: You gonna Netflix and Chill?
Person B: No bro, we gonna go straight to shmacking up.

by BHPH November 9, 2018

National Ox-Shaking Day

On April 28th, National Ox-Shaking Day is celebrated in order to commemorate the ban of Oxa3

"Can you hit the Ox Shaker for me? It's National Ox-Shaking Day!"

by Stockton Rush June 29, 2023