shit wizard

1.)One who is skilled in the art of ass magic
2.) A homosexual Male

Man, Keep that fucking shit wizard away from me. I swear he is gayest person I know.

by raging_asshole August 28, 2006

shitwizzard

A fucking idiot

"that fucking shitwizzard cut me off"

by Shitwizzard101 January 8, 2017

shit wizard

A lying hipster; a bullshitting hipster who is talking out of his ass to gain hipster status points.

What the fuck is up with Justin, he just keeps babbling that Arcade Fire are totally mainstream and so last year, like he discovered them a billion years before us... what shit wizard.

by SNJustin October 13, 2010

Shizwizard

The act of using magic to make yourself shit or to make someone else shit

The shizwizard made me shit my pants with his black shiz magic

by OOY GOOY July 9, 2018

Shit Wizard

just another word for a plumber. Simple as that.

Person 1: "AWH FUCK, A PIPES BURST"
Person 2: "Awh bugger, call a shit wizard I guess"
Person 1: "FUCK, HOW MUCH IS THIS SHITSHOW GOING TO COST ME"
Person 2: "We will find out I guess"

by mr.balls. September 22, 2025

Shitward

The person is ignorant and lacks common sense.

Person 1: "Yo, what is this AMD?"

Person 2: "This shitward... Should we explain?"

Person 3: "Clearly no, how can we explain it to someone that's an absolute shitward?"

by DrPepperAddict May 22, 2025