shitterbating

masterbating whilst taking a shit.

Wow, Mr. Tamositis has been in there a while, I bet he's shitterbating again . . .

by henrydinhofer October 18, 2010

shittering

a combination of shivering and jittering

the dog was shittering because it was nervous and cold at the same time

by sciencegirl October 14, 2009

Shittering

Using Twitter or 'tweeting' while you you on the shitter "toilet".

I do most of my shittering in the morning while I take my morning dump.

by ladyonspencer June 26, 2009

shitterbag

Someone who’s a bag of shit

Shut up you fuckin shitterbag

by g00dd4nk April 16, 2021

Shittering

A combination of shitting and shivering

Friend:"Dude, what are you doing?"
Me:"I'm shittering. Leave me alone."

by xfiosx December 3, 2016

Shitterbation sign

A sign used in prison/jail settings to alert others you are doin’ ur business....can serve dual purpose, hopefully at separate times.

Offender Smith had to drop a deuce so he put his shitterbation sign up so his celly would know to steer clear for a bit.

by H to the Izzo July 8, 2019

Shitterbugs

To mess up.

Oh shitterbugs, I dropped my phone in the toilet

by Karren 12347 quesadilla January 8, 2021