shitposter

A person who regularly submits terrible or nonsensical posts to an internet forum.

These shitposters are screwing up the forums!

by homer55 August 4, 2007

Shitposting

Ironically posting something which to the average person looks just like a cringy or weird or stereotypical post conforming to a norm, but is intended to mock, insult, or amuse.

"What do I do when the Haters dab back?" - Jack Douglass

This is an example of shitposting.

by thesinner6666 May 30, 2018

shitastrophe

A catastrophe involving shit.

Example 1: "I came home and my dog had shit all over his kennel. His fur was covered with shit and the whole house smelled like shit. It was a total shitastrophe."

Example 2: "My dog shit on my floor and the roomba dragged it all over my house. It was a shitastrophe."

by SaskKid001 November 20, 2009

shitpost status

funny short videos that have recently blown up on YouTube

Person 1: did you see that funny shitpost status video about those two africans fighting?

Person 2: yeah it was funny.

by Greymooo_yt November 30, 2020

reverse-spitroast

A three way sexual position. The man lies on his back while one woman rides his cock and the other woman gets eaten out. Usually (but not always), during a reverse-spitroast the two women are facing towards each other so they can make out and play with each other's boobs while the man is fucking them.

Those two girls just invited me over to their place and told me to take a shower first. I'm pretty sure we're gonna have a reverse-spitroast.

by every1drinkbeer February 3, 2017

Shitrat

1. A person, usually a teenager, who acts like a little shit. Shitrats are usually also wangsters, in that they dress and act like thugs. Most shitrats smoke pot and/or drink, and most have or will end up having criminal records. Shitrats enjoy pissing people off, and usually use homophobic or childish insults. Shitrats won't fight unless there are at least ten times as many of them. Shitrats have little regard for other people, preferring to talk down to anyone and everyone, even their shitrat friends. Shitrats usually mature into junkies. The term originated in St. Margaret's Bay, Nova Scotia.

2. A name Jim Lahey gives to Bubbles' cats on Trailer Park Boys, a popular Canadian TV show. Origin of the above term, Bubbles' cats were always getting into shit.

1. Bob: There's a group of thugs in the alley, let's not go down there.

Jim: They're just shitrats, they won't do a fucking thing.

2. Lahey: Hey! Corey and Trevor! Make sure you round up every one of these shitrats, they're ruining the park.

by Alpha-1 June 11, 2010

Ninja Shitblast

An ancient, forbidden Ninja technique, considered to be the ultimate form of toilet annihilation.
A Ninja Shitblast is a combination of a Ninja Blast and a Shitblast, A

Ninja Blast is when you eat a any combination of eggs, bread, prunes, prune juice, mexican food, or indian food, and then eat a bunch of laxitives.
When you need to take a shit real bad after than, you then proceed to go to an enemy's house (preferably sneak in, hence the "Ninja" aspect and shit not IN thier toilet, but SHIT BLAST all inside the resivoir - you know, the top where all the workings and floater and stuff are.
After doing that you then take a HUGE MEGASHIT in the actual toilet itself and stuff it full of toilet paper to plug it up. Then you flush it and it will overflow with shit and the owner of the toilet will NEVER be able to clean it and it'll smell like shit forever until they replace the toilet.

You have crossed me for the last time. Now you must suffer the Ninja Shitblast Technique.

by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004