Shitland Shepard

To deficate on an animal during anal sexual intercourse in an attempt to color the fur brown. Thus creating said shitland shepard.

Whoa man I can't believe you gave that dog a full on shitland shepard!!!!!

by Sherman the Shepard October 24, 2009

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ShitCandy

The correct name for Skullcandy headphones, because really, they're fucking awful.

Thirteen year old girl 1: "I need new headphones, I lost my old ones."

Thirteen year old girl 2: "get skullcandies, they come in the koolest kolours!!!!"

Person of moderate intelligence: "Don't touch anything made by ShitCandy, they're goddamn awful, and they look as bad as they sound."

by an audiophile June 10, 2012

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Sleeping with Shitland

getting ridiculously drunk.
I think I'll pass on the next round of shots...if I don't watch out, I'll be sleeping with Shitland tonight.

by Baker Gran February 28, 2012

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shithands

What happens when you use your hand to finish blowing your load after you have given it to your woman in the poopenshaff.

I had Angelina on all fours and was poking her dumper and was ready to jizz so I pulled out and blew all over her back, now I have shithands.

by Roots February 9, 2005

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shitland street

another name for the iconic New Zealand tv show Shortland Street. Mostly used by haters of the show, who have a dick in their mouth

Hayden: Ima watch Shortland street
Joe: you mean shitland street
Hayden: Go commit scooter ankle

by divoc91 February 4, 2021

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Shitland

Another name for Rainland/officially known as ENGLAND.
Basically a country where it rains 24/7, no matter what sport or what game of cricket you play. Moment your team wins, it's rain.

Never seen a dry day since 2014. Pretty fucking shit.

Yo bro wtf, we're in shitland again? fuuuck

by icc_officialz August 12, 2021

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