To be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an ass, boning a butterface, or kicking the shit out of one's best friend.
by chupacabra February 14, 2005
by farfellseed May 14, 2006
Shitcock has no literal meaning. It is a noun, verb, and adjective Can be used in anyway possible. Can be used as an insult, compliment, or just to break the awkward silence of a room. Founder of the word is the one and only motherfacking COLBY CHEEEZE!!!
Ex.1:
Person 1: "Can you move your feet so i have more room to lie down."
Scoontie: "No."
Person 1: "Move yaa fackingg feet before i shitcock on your life!"
Ex.2:
Scoontie 1: "Oh thank God we can finally go to sleep now that Colby is asleep"
Colby:"SHITCOCK!!"
Person 1: "Can you move your feet so i have more room to lie down."
Scoontie: "No."
Person 1: "Move yaa fackingg feet before i shitcock on your life!"
Ex.2:
Scoontie 1: "Oh thank God we can finally go to sleep now that Colby is asleep"
Colby:"SHITCOCK!!"
by COLBY CHEEEEZE October 30, 2011
The act of being an immature, foulmouthed, idiot on a forum, in a chatroom or on an online game chat system simply because you're anonymous, you have a (relatively) captive audience, and because you can
by weap August 28, 2005
Origin: Robin, one cold night decided to string two expletives together and came up with this gem.
(1) Used to show disgust, (2) as an action (Shit MY cock) or (3) as a dirogatory term.
(1) Used to show disgust, (2) as an action (Shit MY cock) or (3) as a dirogatory term.
(1):
!nkeh-$pl@: : swimming is great for everything
RoBIN 53.05: i bet you a million quid it wouldnt benefit my fucking legs
Timmah: thats because you have freaktard legs.
RoBIN 53.05: shitcock yeah
(2): RoBIN 53.05: shit my cock TONIGHT, baby yeah shit my cock TONIGHT
(3) i:
RoBIN 53.05: pish
RoBIN 53.05: you're not the only shitcock in here
(3) ii:
¸Clush.»: btw where has shitcock gone?
Timmah: outside
Timmah: to wank over the stars
!nkeh-$pl@: : swimming is great for everything
RoBIN 53.05: i bet you a million quid it wouldnt benefit my fucking legs
Timmah: thats because you have freaktard legs.
RoBIN 53.05: shitcock yeah
(2): RoBIN 53.05: shit my cock TONIGHT, baby yeah shit my cock TONIGHT
(3) i:
RoBIN 53.05: pish
RoBIN 53.05: you're not the only shitcock in here
(3) ii:
¸Clush.»: btw where has shitcock gone?
Timmah: outside
Timmah: to wank over the stars
by Timmah July 29, 2004
by Anonymous March 22, 2004
"My girlfriend is coming over and she wants me to fuck her in the ass. Hell yeah, I'm gonna get shitcocked tonight!"
by Igglepud January 14, 2010