shitcock

a shit-cock is an apparatus used to turd-dock. turd-docking is a universal sex act performed by men and women. when you perform this act both partners feel the same sensation. you make a shit-cock by taking a dump, and placing it in a condom. always remember to tie the condom in a knot at the end. to turd-dock you insert the shitcock into partner 1's asshole and then partner 2 inserts the remaining portion into his/her asshole. then the two partners use their bowels to push the shit-cock back and forth.

you can use shit-cock as a replacement word when you are at a loss for the real word that you are looking for:

"hey dude, could you go grab that shitcock?"

"i better go and get some shitcock"

by maffew1234 May 30, 2006

Shitcock

A lame attempt at an insult by putting a description infront of a name of a body part...

Shit-Cock

Piss-balls

"He is such a fucking shit-cock, I could kick his piss-balls ass anyday!"

by Anonymous March 21, 2004

shitcock

v. To leave shit on another's cock after after being on the receiving end of anal sex.

"That old bastard tricked me. He didn't have his enema today and shitcocked me after I came in his ass!"

by Igglepud January 14, 2010

Shitcock

Noun. A term for the top person in a male homosexual relationship. This term comes from the amount of feces left on the penis.

Dude, when I got done with Harris last night, I was such a shitcock.

by Casimirhusky August 28, 2017

Shitcock

An expression used when someone is very hurt.

Frank put his hand too close to high-voltage electricity.

"Shitcock!"

by AtlanticComputer September 16, 2020

Shitcock

The most sloppy delicious chili dog you will ever have on the west coast

That shitcock hit the spot!

by TheShitcockKing August 3, 2023

Shitcock Syndrome

This syndrome is rare and can only happen when you are railing your side bitches stinkie. This can also be known as aggressive anal, or just anal. And next thing you know your inserted white shlong comes out chocolate covered (shit or for you nerds feces). Know you have a shit cock, but wheres the syndrome. Every time you look at your shlong you see the horrific shit that was clinging to your shlong. And You will never be able to do anal again.

Jerry sticks his shlong into wife's anal hole (stinkie)
Wife: ohhh ya
15min later
Wife: ooohh yyaa fuck
Weird orgasim followed

Wife: ahhh (shit comes out)
Jerry pulls shlong out
Jerry: wtff thats fucked why bitch
Wife: im sorry
Jerry: we never doing that again
Jerry pukes while the wife cleans his shlong
Jerry never touches his wifes stinkie again, and has Shitcock syndrome

by Cochieman 456 November 27, 2020