Shitbrothers

When two people have blackmail on each other.

Julian: Lahey, I know shit about you and you know shit about me. That makes us shitbrothers.

by Uncle Tony P. April 7, 2009

Fucking Shitbitch

Someone with so little right to be on this earth that their cost of upkeep exceeds their marginal benefit of any possible contribution to society. While bitch usually refers to a female, a fucking shitbitch is a gender-neutral insult.

My roommate just sleeps, skips class, and eats junkfood while watching tv on his computer. What a fucking shitbitch.

by youlazyass December 6, 2009

shitbrick

A lazy, self-pitying young professional, particularly in the field of software development. One incapable of doing even the most mundane tasks without complaining.

He is such a shitbrick. All he does is walk around with his hands behind his back sighing.

by Frustrated Engineer October 5, 2005

Shitbitch

A Lolita, single mother of several children, who likes to create drama by crying and is especially adept at complaining about both food and drink that's served to her at a restaurant.

Cook #1 says: hey bro, looks like you need to cook that chicken for table 26 again.

Cook #2 says: Are you kidding me!!! That fat broad has sent it back 3 times already!!

Cook #1: what can I say dude, she seems like a real shitbitch.

Or

Hey Bro, tell that stupid shitbich girlfriend of yours to shut the fuck up with all of her crying! She's more annoying than Chelbo!!

by El capitan de chelbo February 20, 2017

shitbridge

Also known as shitbridging. for two grown ass niggas to hold both of each others hands and squat down to take a massive shit. This method is most commonly used in places that lack civilization And you don't want your bare ass to touch the nasty bug infested ground. You could also perform a reverse shitBridge together over a toilet if your both in a hurry to take care of business. You may acomplished the reverse shitbridge by locking elbows back to back.

You gotta shit bro? Me too dawg... help a nigga out and let's shitbridge.

by mustanglady February 15, 2015

Shit Brit

The equivalent of American trash. Basically a low-life (poor morals or values) person from the UK.

This clown-ass Shit Brit tried to start a fight with me for no reason.

by Warbucks2 June 2, 2009

Shitbitch

A word used often when a woman pussies out or acts lazy and pisses people off.

Bronwyn and Negus, get out of bed and don't be such shitbitches!

by badboybecky September 18, 2009