Shit posting

1. One who posts on social media, especially Facebook, every thought, occurrence, or incident that typically happens during one's normal day.

2. One who spends more time posting thoughts or events that occur their life, than actually spending time experiencing their life.

Ex: Walter is shit posting every damn thing that comes across Ross his mind again. It might be time to unfriend him, he had 10 posts come up on my thread, all meaningless, random thoughts.

by Miike Snow February 25, 2017

shit-posting

posting on a forum or site while taking a shit.

"Zack was shit-posting on the toilet."

by steverogerific March 8, 2015

Shit Posting

posting shit, a general random area

This is a shit posting forum

by vanilladazzle November 8, 2016

Shit post

A word espo made up

ShIt pOsTs aRe DifFereNt ThAn mEmEs

by Ftfob February 6, 2019

Post Shit Syndrome

The uncomfortable feeling you have after taking a dump that makes you not want to sit down.

I was really suffering from post shit syndrome after I shat out my brains on the toilet.

by TesticularTorsion September 2, 2014

Post-shit Paralysis

The feeling of utter ecstasy when you let out a toilet-snake that's been brewing all day (or possibly longer). Side-effects include dizziness, drowsiness, empty thoughts, and most of all, euphoria.

Person 1: Jesus christ, man, are you okay? Are you having a bad case of Post-shit Paralysis?
Person 2: Haha.... yeah.... i-i'm fiiine. *(promptly falls asleep)*

by GimmickConnections March 26, 2021

Post Shit Chills

After taking a shit you get momentary body shivers/chills with an empty feeling.

Man I just had post shit chills after that big shit I just took.

by Chocolate Miller May 18, 2022