Shit and Split

The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.
Matt: Andrew took a massive crap in in your house yesterday!

Chris: Yah, he Shit and Split!

by Lbayncha1 February 15, 2009
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shit and split

Going into a house party or gathering. Taking a dump without flushing and leaving.
OMG what smells?? Oh NOOO is that shit in the toliet?? Did someone shit and split??
by MiR.D February 19, 2010
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Shit and Split

Verb:
To fart and then leave, allowing others to endure the stench.
See also:
Fart and Dart
Crikey! Bob shit and split ten minutes ago and the stink lingers.
by RenegadeRebel January 13, 2007
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shit and split

A bowel movement that consists of only one log and 1-2 wipes to cleanse yourself. Usually 30 seconds from pants down to pants up.
"it won't be long, it's going to be a shit and split."
by 711arbor October 15, 2009
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Shit and split

When somebody leaves the restroom without washing their hands.
Did you see that dirty fucker!? He just shit and split.
by rburton October 01, 2009
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Shit-N-Split

The act of catching someone taking a dump and not washing their hands. They go about shaking hands, touching door knobs, using other peoples keyboards, etc.
That guy just did a Shit-N-Split! Then he shook Kevin's hand!
by JXV030 January 16, 2008
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splitting shit

To perform a pointless task or action.
"Reasoning with him is just splitting shit! "
by Kian Richardson February 19, 2017
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