Left Sharked

To have attention or recognition directed away from a person -- either intentionally or accidentally -- to such a degree that no one remembers that person (and in severe cases, could signal the end of that person's career).

This definition comes from the halftime show of Superbowl XLIX on February 1, 2015, when American singer Katy Perry's performance was overshadowed by a dancer dressed in a shark costume -- on her left side -- who appeared to forgot his choreography and danced differently than the other shark-dressed dancer on the right side.

That band tonight was totally left sharked by their opening act.

by broneeho February 4, 2015

Bedraggled Shirker

An unkept lazy worker that spends more energy trying to avoid work than producing anything productive. They often have a soul patch, don't iron their clothes and eat more then they work. Prone to outbreaks of lip herpies and other STI's that have have no issues with spreading to the general populce. If you have one in your workplace it is advised that you bring your own cutlery.

Jesus you bedraggled shirker do you have the lip herpies again.. please do some work around here and have some respect for you appearence you are looking like an unkept yeti.

by Battered worker November 22, 2017

Fots Shired

A funny more creative way to say Shots Fired.

JP Diaz:

"not at all actually. but you're a dumbass, so its expected."

superslikuzi: "FOTS SHIRED"

by superslikuzi March 23, 2010

shirker

A shirker someone who avoids something, especially work:

We have no room for shirkers in this office.

by Darius March 30, 2003

lazer sharked

Being high.

on anything.

the term was coined by a couple of guys high on weed though.

Dude, I'm so lazer sharked. I have no idea whats going on.

by Jaynik July 11, 2007

shirred eggs

Eggs that are cracked into a ramekin dish and baked until the yolks slightly harden. They are seasoned with salt, pepper, and cream is drizzled while baking to keep them from drying.

Shirred eggs make fried eggs look like Mario Batali. Greasy.

by Chef Basco September 5, 2007

Stripey Shirted Douche

A male who is fond of very white shoes, pooka shell necklaces, a vertically striped dress shirt, usually collar up, over-gelled hair, and may be seen alone or is followed around by a herd of his own clones IE:his friends. Usually conformity-retarded, and is found at any bar or club, or other gathering place. May or may not actually be wearing the stripey shirt, if not stripey, usually a polo shirt. See stripey shirted douches' girlfriend

Look at that stripey shirted douche. He is just like all his friends.

He has the gelled hair, the pooka shell necklace and the neon white shoes. Plus, he wears a stripey shirt with his collar up. The kid at church is such a douche.

by Puce Emu August 21, 2008