Shit, Shine, and Shave

The phrase used to tell someone that you are going to get ready for the day.

Friend 1: Are you still going to meet us for lunch in an hour?
Friend 2: Yeah I'll be there I just need to shit, shine, and shave.

by Waylon520 August 27, 2011

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shity shity bang bang

Bock low went over China once to America orrisedint in his own goo.

Solemny bandaged from head to toe in his unparalel sadness.

by OmNiLaSh November 4, 2003

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shity shity bang bang

when you get shit on ur dick from banging a girls asshole to hard.

larry: dude i totally got some last night but some shit got on me.

brad: all good bro which bitches ass did u stick it in?

larry: rogers

brad: dude....its only a "shity shity bang bang" if its a girl, ur a fag bro.

by jewish supremacist July 26, 2021

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Kuro Gal ni Natta kara Shin`yuu to Shite Mita

A hentai where a guy gets drugged and turns into a girl and his friend fucks him aggressively.

"Have you watched Kuro Gal ni Natta kara Shin`yuu to Shite Mita?"
"The hentai?"
"Yeah."

by roofrob May 23, 2021

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Shity Rail

1. (noun) The colloquial name associated with NSW Transit Authority - Rail Corporation, formally know as City Rail.

2.(noun) An unreliable means of transportation. Travel is generally thought to be by rail but can be changed without notice. Travel can also be suspended without notice. Commuters are also subjected to the whims of the mood of the day of the current guard/announcer. Drivers stop at designated stations if they feel like it. Air conditioning? What air conditioning.

Announcer: We appear to be having technical difficulties. This service will be delayed. We appreciate you patience in this matter.
Commuter: Just another pleasant hold-up proudly brought to you by Shity Rail.

by Fauxmosexual February 11, 2009

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