blue shelled

1. v. when you are playing mario kart and some dick decides to send you a blue shell, which flies towards you and smashes you in a huge explosion. It is extremely frustrating.

2. v. to get fucked over, screwed over, stabbed in the back, owned, ect. However, do not use this meaning unless your friends play mario kart because people will not know what you are talking about and will probably think you're a nerd.

1. I was playing Mario Kart and i got blue shelled, next thing i knew my Wii was in pieces and my wall was dented.

2. that bitch blue shells people for her own enjoyment, backstabs and screws people over

by larkonmygokart January 6, 2010

half shelled

The most selfish person around. He hides when he's getting attacked and attacks other people for fun. Hence the term half shell.

Man, Cody is such a half shelled bitch. He told that depressed kid to die and when he got all the hate he played victim.

by electrocaine September 3, 2018

mee-shelled

Getting your fringe ruined by a hairdresser.

I went to get my hair done and they've mee-shelled me.

by Jammin35 May 10, 2018

soft shelled taco

when a guy poops and cums between a girls boobs and then squeezes the boobs together.

after hours of rough sex, tom ended the night with a soft shelled taco on bettys chest.

by vincent poop May 10, 2006

Soft Shelled Crab Sandwich

When a girl has a yeast infection and you take two slices of bread. put it over her vag and take a bite of the yeast infection. mmmmmmmmhmmm tasty good

fat people soft shelled crab sandwich good looks cook

by Masta Piz April 19, 2009

Conch Shelled

The horrific act of super gluing someone's scrotum, pulling it up and over the penis, and adhering it to the pubic area. Usually performed on a passed out drunk.

George: Hey, where is Jerry today?
Dan: Someone conch shelled him, man. I puked when I heard about it.
George: Oh my fucking god shit! Who would do such a fucked up thing?!
Dan: Justin told me it was Brian. He hates the guy.
Justin: <pukes>. Apparently. What an asshole.

by dannyp76 September 4, 2011

Red Shelled

When you're going down on a girl, and when you really start to enjoy it, she has her period. It's like being in first place in Mario kart, until someone uses a red shell.

It was going so good last night, until she red shelled me

by Shrekling September 8, 2016