A condom that you keep in your wallet in spite of the fact that you know you already have a girlfriend.
'He's gone to see that bird again'
'He's proper gonna get her up the duff, his Mrs will find out!'
'Don't worry youth he's packing a banter sheath just incase'
'He's proper gonna get her up the duff, his Mrs will find out!'
'Don't worry youth he's packing a banter sheath just incase'
by babadobey January 4, 2010
Get the Banter Sheath mug.Friend A: Hey did Josh smash last night?
Friend B: Nah, he only got a sheathed shandy
Friend: Ooh, poor guy.
Friend B: Nah, he only got a sheathed shandy
Friend: Ooh, poor guy.
by Yuri Gode March 28, 2017
Get the Sheathed Shandy mug.Go away! I'm enjoying my shiatus
by Flash!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh December 1, 2010
Get the Shiatus mug.A sexual act that is performed by placing the penis inside of the vagina and not performing any further action. It is customary to set up a buffet table next to the bed so that neither party becomes hungry during the often hours-long ordeal. One is not allowed to call or text while sheathing, as sheathing is the ultimate sign of commitment towards a sexual partner. It is perfectly fine to sleep while sheathing. The sheathing ends when: the penis becomes pruned; either party has to urinate, because the result of urination while sheathing would be like putting a thumb over a hose; death of either party; the end of the relationship between the parties. It is not permissible to orgasm while sheathing.
by Umbrelladump January 14, 2010
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by Sheamus fan September 4, 2010
Get the Sheamus mug.1) to call someone out on their efforts to bring attention to themselves, or to expose exaggerated behavior unrealized by the subject; used most frequently among gay men in a jovial, playful and good-natured context.
2) a purposefully ambiguous expression used among gay men that connotes a general feeling of enjoyment, contentment within a social context, such as a party or club
3) a term that acknowledges and celebrates the unity, rarity and value of like-mindedness among a circle of friends and/or subculture at large.
to essentially declare: "I know you're a mess right now despite your thinly veiled attempts to disguise it, but I'm a mess too, work it, hey gurl hey."
2) a purposefully ambiguous expression used among gay men that connotes a general feeling of enjoyment, contentment within a social context, such as a party or club
3) a term that acknowledges and celebrates the unity, rarity and value of like-mindedness among a circle of friends and/or subculture at large.
to essentially declare: "I know you're a mess right now despite your thinly veiled attempts to disguise it, but I'm a mess too, work it, hey gurl hey."
Sheauxs!
{context: calling out an intoxicated gay man who is making an effort to hold himself together that is laughably obvious to the accuser; (a humorous intent that implies, "I've been there too!") used in a public setting.}
{context: calling out an intoxicated gay man who is making an effort to hold himself together that is laughably obvious to the accuser; (a humorous intent that implies, "I've been there too!") used in a public setting.}
by BoynDCity January 3, 2010
Get the sheauxs! mug.The fecal stained portion of the back part of a toilet seat, usually a trapezoidal imprint from the butt crack of an obese person. The physics of how feces travels up the crack is best left a mystery...
I went to use the rest room and was forced to try a stall on another floor to avoid cleaning the 'sheat shmear' from the toilet.
by Elisecruz May 1, 2010
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