slicking the peenie

Euphemism for male masturbation

My roommate walked in the door when I was slicking the peenie

by MegaDooche December 29, 2017

Shlucking

The female equivalent of fapping. Derived from the distinctive "shluck" noise produced during the process.

*shluck shluck shluck* - The sound of a woman shlucking

by johncasper July 6, 2011

knuckle-deep in schlicking

Medical term for wanking like a motherfing pro!

when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...

by IrapedCharmander October 3, 2011

slicking the cue ball

The act of shaving one's own head.

Sorry I'm late I was busy slicking the cue ball

by T-Wilson September 11, 2011

Shlacking

Someone who is slacking off, being lazy, or just being plain stupid

Lj and Sean were caught shlacking by chica when he found them tryna pipe Glendale freshmen

by L and the J's September 1, 2017

Shicking

Moderately more shocking than shocking alone.

First Dude: Hey dude did you see the monobrow on that little kid?

Second Dude: Yeah dude, that was totally shicking. I don't think I've ever seen something that shicking.

by Philmike Hunt November 10, 2009

shlocking

The act of projecting objects out of a moving vehicle. Preferably Hugs, slurpees, or McDonald's sweet tea. The cheaper liquid the better.

Dude let's go shlocking in the heights! Okay, but Phil's driving this time.

by the shlockman September 25, 2013