Shaxting

A portmanteau of “Shatner” and “texting”: When you send or receive a long text message to or from someone in multiple small messages instead of one long one, thereby blowing up your phone. Essentially they are texting you the same way William Shatner speaks, a few words with breaks in between:

“Mr........Spock, I.......can’t....go on with this.......charade any longer! Scotty, I.......need full power now! Sulu.....go to maximum warp, we’re going to......intercept the Klingons and.......rescue Uhura!”

*phone buzzing repeatedly* Jesus f**king Murphy, Brian is shaxting the sh*t out of me!

by Sproo March 2, 2021

Political shatire

The act of accidentally defecating on stage while you are making jokes about politicians.

Marcus the comedian's opening act ended up being an anal opening act, after he slipped into full-on Political Shatire following a night of reheated curries.

by Zonal K August 24, 2019

shatire

A peice of creative writing which was written seriously, but was so shit that it seemed like a purposeful satire. Hence shatire.

Tony wrote a piece of shatire

by Chony Chong November 8, 2008

shaktir

A xasxiklis that has 5 pace. Sxezei tangki

E shaktirrrrrr

by Michouelos November 20, 2021

shatirah

Shatirah is a pretty girl she’s annoying and she will be your friend to the very end

“Shatirah is nice”

by Tirahhhhhhhhh November 20, 2023