shartcast

A rapid, contiguous succession of shitfarts. ie: a persistent stream of sharts.

After drinking tequila all night with the company whores, Johnny began his shartcast of last night's buffalo wings.

by chrisnegu October 23, 2006

sharista

An angel sent from above; one who is talented in every way and very angelic. One that everyone loves and is kind.

Wow that girls name be must be Sharista she is so angelic.

by Poet Girl 96 June 18, 2011

sartistic

if the word autistic and sarcastic had a baby

Damn Wenzel you are so sartistic.

by Samuel Leroy Jackson April 13, 2020

Shartist

A shartist is a person who has the grandiose delusion that they are a talented & legitimate artist, when infact they are nothing but a common shartist.

Keith Urban thinks his music makes him an artist, he ain't nothing but a shartist.

by Alden Henson Read July 8, 2017

Shartlesville

1) The private hell one spends time in while looking for a wardrobe change or bathroom after a shart.

2) A tiny, backwood town in the middle of Pennsylvania with no notariety whatsoever except for it's amusingly unfortunate rootword in it's name -- shart.

Caller 1: You left the party fast! Where are now?

Caller 2: Oh...no where. Just wastin' away again in my own Shartlesville.

by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009

shartisan

one with incredible fecal sensitivity and the true skill to discern mud from air when evacuating their bowels

I thought for sure Jeremy was gonna shit himself after all that beer and Taco Bell, but he's a true shartisan who kept it under control.

by The Devil's Right Hand July 17, 2010

New Sharlston

New Sharlston, ex mining village built solely for the purpose of housing hard working miners. Since the mine closed in 1995 theres has been only one job opportunity in New Sharlston. A village of 200 people with one person employed as a taxi driver. The children of the old miners are now adults who have never worked, they spend their days routing for coal in the old pit stakes, stealing alloy wheels, burning tyres, walking lurchers and drinking cider. The place reakes of rubber and shit. They all claim benefits due to the lack of employment in the village. All are related, recognised by orange hair. It's not a pleasant place, I don't recommend visiting on Mondays as strangers are often roasted on bbqs. I recommend visiting on Tuesday if you have to, when they get benefits get paid you are less likely to be eaten.

I live in New Sharlston it's a village

by bootcutter67 March 9, 2023