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shaking the can

From the game "Shake it up" on Mario Party 8 for the Wii, in which a player must shake his/her can for 5 seconds and whoever has the highest stream wins. Naturally, this became a great innuendo for jerking off.
-Where the hell is John?
-Probably shaking the can.
by Live Texas Boatshow February 9, 2008
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Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman

In simple terms, going for a Wank.
Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.
by Markdaspark2 January 28, 2012
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Shakiki

A newly implemented stat in basketball, not yet recognized in the NBA/WNBA but notoriously found in street games and small leagues, where a player of any position defecates on the floor and another player slips and falls down the court. This rule is limited to 4 droppings of feces per half, excess of that would be considered a fertimental foul .

In addition to a shakiki, there is the BrownForward; a new starting position which has been implemented for those who excel exceptionally in the category of shakiki’s. The BrownForward is usually a subsitute position for the PointGuard.

Example:
John Doe is a BrownGuard with 15 points 12 assist 10 rebound and 23 shakiki’s
( a quadruple-double)

This means that he managed to get one or multiple players to slip on his feces 23 times within the game.
Carlos: Hey Sam you wanna go eat at cici’s pizza? They’re brownies are pretty good.

Sam: I’m down, I got practice in an hour and coach has been annoyed I haven’t been putting up too many shakiki’s on the statboard lately. Those brownies will definitely give me the boost I need!
by ShakikiMan September 30, 2022
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Shakinah

A beautiful women that is very hard working. Shakinah is very intelligent and can help anyone with life problems. She is one of the best friends you could have. Shakinah is a giver and not a taker. Shakinah loves helping ppl and feels no one appreciates her. She is a very funny women and loves to make jokes. She is the most lovable person ever.
I want a shakinah as a wife.
by Poopylover49 April 26, 2014
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Shaking and Crying

Expression for obsession of a certain thing; often used sarcastically. "Shaking and Crying" comes from hardcore fans, who tend to 'shake and cry' when they affected by their fandom.
I was told Edward Cullen was not a real person. I am shaking and crying right now.

(sarcastically) brb shaking & crying
by dinobonoid June 18, 2009
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Shalini

Shalini is an awesome friend to have, never met someone like her before and you're missing out! She's a gorgeous and caring person, always full of energy and will cheer up anyone in about 4.34 minutes.
Person: Hey i was feeling down today but this girl on the bus cheered me up..
Person 2: Oh! She must be a Shalini!
by LDtheSecond October 31, 2017
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