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green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam

It's basically regular green eggs and ham but with semen and afterwards the man who ejaculated the semen waves his wrist and says "Shazam!"
"Guy 1: Hey wanna eat green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam!"
"Guy 2: oh boi do I"
by Officer_figpucker69 February 7, 2017
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Shazamiteishness

A word describing the awesomeness of items/things, or after a particularly terrible verbal burn.

May also be used as 'nifty'. Or 'what is going on?' depending on tone of voice and context.

An exclamatory phrase.

May also be used as shazamite-effing-ishness.
I hate dogs. Shazamiteishness!

That is so cool. Shazamiteishness!

What the shazamiteishness?
by PiesWithNoEyes March 4, 2009
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Shadamones

Shadamones/shadamone. A person who's soo shady, they emit shady pheromones as well. These pheromones are called shadamones, and rather than triggering a sexual response, they trigger suspicion in people who come into contact with them. Transmitting shadomones is not a good thing because unlike a good liar, you can't hide, over shadow, or explain them. Those who smell your shadamones will know right away you are shady on a whole different level, and avoid you from the get go.
:I could sense his shadamones before he I even said hello"

"His shadamones are soo strong, I can feel them a mile away"

"He wreaks of shadamones, don't trust him"
by Ahmed Z December 7, 2011
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Shazaming

Yo, there’s a dude shazaming in row H!
by Bumblethot69 May 9, 2019
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Shalamar

Used as a reference to one of their hit songs, "I can make you feel good," in the Netflix Movie, 'They Cloned Tyrone'. It alludes to fellatio.
Yo girl, you gonna give me a shalamar?

Bitch, get on your knees, open wide, and gimme a shalamar.
by rnaiks August 15, 2023
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shalaminga shalamanga

1) What asian females yell before orgasming

2) A phrase used to convey massive gratitude or a substitute for any word.

3) The art of peeling an apple by first twisting the stem, then using your pubes as razor blades for peeling. After peeling the apple, it is usually appropriate to give the apple to your grandma.

4) A fart that in essence creates a mini blackhole, sucking everything in and around it.

5) When out of you anus, a baby comes out, and so forth(thus creating a baby mosh pit) then the baby is slammed into a droor
Hakuna Matata, Ripping Dog's Buttholes, Snowflakes

"hey last night was a shalaminga shalananga!"

"please let me stick my shaliminga in your shalamanga"

instead of tomato tomato its shalaminga shalamanga

voiced-over asian movies
by gjhkfdkgijtdkudg.... thrice January 2, 2010
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Shanambles

Silly or high-spirited behaviour resulting in total disaster
Get up to any shanambles at the party on the weekend Jade?
by skankofscholastica August 16, 2016
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