Stealth Sack Attack

When your colleague or supervisor sneaks up behind you and stands so close to you while you're seated at your desk, that their balls are resting on your shoulder and you don't notice

Willidan almost laid a greek cheese out of shock when he realised that he was the victim of a stealth sack attack.

by netmonkey February 20, 2009

Snack Attack

Someone who looks good all the time. So good they're almost unbearable to look at. And you know damn good and well they about to steal your mans.

"Ohhhhh she lookin like a snack!"

"Nah she a mother f-ing snack attack!!"

by TexasDally October 17, 2018

back sack attack

The assault of one's testicles from behind. Generally, the victim is bent over, however a standing attack up the legs is also commonplace.

Often times, the assailant will yell "back sack attack!" either at contact, or after the strike is complete.

Winding up for a kick, Ben positioned himself behind a bent-over Matt. Using mostly the flick of his foot unto the scrotum, Ben yelled "Back sack attack!" before Matt ever got the chance to react. Devolving into his fetal position, Matt sat writhing in pain.

by MrPistachio February 9, 2013

shark attack

Right before you have sex have the girl lay down on the bed, preferably naked, then u crab walk from the edge of the bed up to her with ur boner in the air like a sharks dorsal fin...sound effects are not necessary but always appreciated

Ben: When have you ever done a shark attack?
Sock: Uh let me think, every time ive had sex ever

by Jmart25 May 26, 2009

nut sack attack

When doing your partner doggy style, your nut sack will smack wildy against your partner's ass/legs/whatever, and make a loud clapping sound.

Dude, I could hear your nut sack attack through the wall last night.

by Mike DW February 19, 2008

sack attack

To whip out one's testicle(s) and accompanying scrotum in an unsavoury manner in front of unsuspecting victims. Often done in public places, coupled with the shouting of "my bwain".

I got sack attacked by Matt in the pub last night.

by Rio Merkmeister September 1, 2008

Stack Attack

When there is nothing to watch on TV, so you get trapped into watching a rerun of Unsolved Mysteries (hosted by the late Robert Stack).

All the cases on that show are decades old. Contrary to the show's title, a majority of the mysteries have actually been solved. Therefore, the only explanation for watching the show is because you have a man-crush on Robert Stack.

DEVO: "You're watching Unsolved Mysteries? But...that little girl was kidnapped in 1986, and they found her bones in 1990. Why are you watching this show in 2008?"

Johnny: "I guess I'm having a Stack attack. Did he just wink at me?"

by Damien Metalwind September 28, 2008