sexiest man alive

a man who's tall dark and handsome...a guitar god...wonder who that could be?

um....KIRK HAMMETT!!!!!!

by Sam April 11, 2004

sexiest man alive

one who sits around lookin at playboys while eatin slim jims

Philip Gevese is the sexiest man(but first u have to bail him out of jail where he gained 50 lb. off of bread and water)

by Shmu June 2, 2004

sexiest man alive

A guy with a big penis and nice man-boobs. Jimmy Kessler

ooo... I like your man-boobs. You might just be one of the sexiest men alive!

by Julie MacIntyre April 4, 2003

The sexiest man alive

Dr.phil

DAMN Dr.Phil IS SO DAMN SEXY LIKE DAMN HES The sexiest man alive

by Lances Links October 29, 2019

The sexiest man alive

Defintion of Joey Martini

Person 1: THAT GUY IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!
Person 2: He must be Joey Martini.

by Sharty Bae January 5, 2021

The sexiest man alive

Sexually irresistible to the opposite sex due to his attractiveness

We just saw the sexiest man alive whip out his thing to take a piss

by Great signal July 8, 2020

Sexiest Man Alive

Josiah ,GeePablo, Garcia

Margret: Have you seen the sexiest man alive?
Johnathan Chase: Yes, It's Josiah Garcia

by TheOneDudeWho'sTypingRightNow August 26, 2022