dirty sergey

after anal sex, the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls chin leaving a Lenin goatee.

"Melania, did you finish the chocolate mousse or is that a dirty sergey?"

by theflatline January 15, 2017

Sergey

A cool guy. A suave character. A man who has the power to talk LSD out of you.

Sergey, would you like my LSD?

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Sergey

A real swaggy guy who gets all the ladiez

Simp: Gotta hide my hoes... Sergey's on the prowl

by LowL33s@h December 31, 2016

Sergey Lavrov

a pathological liar, Russian minister of foreign affairs under Putin.

For Sergey Lavrov being a pathological liar is a congenital medical condition. He however, isn't delusional and certainly doesn't believe in his own lies.

by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2022

Sergey

Sergey is a sexual freak & occasional pervert with a massive sexual appetite only ONE special lady can truly satisfy. She knows who she is...

One Special Lady: My spidey senses are tingling... Sergey or one of his girthy-dicked affiliates must be around

by LowL33s@h December 31, 2016

Sergey

An unlucky fellow who once had a girl stick a finger up his butt (!!!) while giving Sergey exquisite fellatio. Sergey hated it, switched to missionary position & this bitch tried it AGAIN, after which Sergey immediately went into doggy style for his own anal protection

#finger #ass #freak #nasty

Freak hoe: Damn Sergey I thought you were freaky like that... I just want to massage your prostate... you deserve it

Sergey: Ms. Freak hoe, I don't know where your fingers have been, besides up my ass just now... disgusting. Only my main hoe has access to my anal sphincter/brown starfish. You don't have to like it Ms. Hoe, but you will respect it. Now let me stick it in doggy-style bitch, let's go

by LowL33s@h January 1, 2017

sergey

a little anarchist freak. a communist and a Nazi. computer nerd and acts like a freaking assassin

by anarchy people May 23, 2003