Sensei

An enigmatic author and social media presence known for its extraordinary proficiency in anticipating trading entry points.

Long + short entries & analysis for stock & option trade setups. Triggered entries are documented undefeated.

Sensei will you mentor me? You can see the future.

Uhhh Sensei this will you please help me?

Hey Sensei will you bang my wife?

Sensei by SenseisTrades August 6, 2022

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-sensei

Used with masters of any profession. Teachers, scholars, etc. Can be added to the end of a name (usually the surname), or simply 'sensei' in replacement of any name at all. Not to be confused with someone who is of higher status than you in the school or workplace (-sempai).

Saitou-sensei, kono tegami o Eigo ni yakushite itadakitai desu. (Teacher/master, I would like you to translate this letter into English for me.

-sensei by Bean-chan July 8, 2006

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Sensei chromosome

That one kid with Down syndrome you grew up with. The one that was sometimes too violent because he didn’t know his strength, but everyone still like him because of his earthly wisdom

Watch out, Sensei chromosome might teach us some new fighting moves

Sensei chromosome by Teamumizoomi March 25, 2020

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Sensei Ain

Obsessed with rice and must eat it at least once a day to be sane. Constantly spams the group chat with memes that about everyone leaves on read or replies with a depressed lol. Has great lessons and advice to bestow, but hasn't updated the google classroom for a century.

Sensei Ain told the class about the importance of sharing before proceeding to yell at Brother Mateen for taking her Klondike bar.

Sensei Ain by procrastinationmaster May 12, 2020