The wife wants me to pick up some tampons on the way home - looks like I'm pulling a selfie tonight.
by jazzf December 14, 2013
Get the selfiemug. An alternative definition to the narcissistic self-taken photo, a selfie can also mean a the act of giving oneself a haircut to save money.
"Woah, bro, nice selfie!"
"Thanks! Yeah, being a broke artist I haven't had any money for a haircut in a year, but who needs it when I look this good?"
"Thanks! Yeah, being a broke artist I haven't had any money for a haircut in a year, but who needs it when I look this good?"
by Haircut is free November 19, 2013
Get the selfiemug. the practice of taking a self-portrait and posting it on Instagram to show your followers what you look like in case they forgot, even though you posted a selfie two fucking days ago. Many selfies include the stupid ass fucking duck face and/or include a really fucking stupid quote in the caption.
Jimmy Brooks: Ay Bruh, take this selfie of me real quick yo!
Guy: Bro you're missing the whole point of what a selfie is!
Guy: Bro you're missing the whole point of what a selfie is!
by Yolo Drake March 15, 2015
Get the selfiemug. It was a selfie.
by DellaWang April 19, 2014
Get the selfiemug. when someone, of vein stature, takes a picture of themselves and either: A- posts it on facebook, for no purpose or, B- masturbates to it in private/public.
Miss McBee hates when people post selfies of themselves on facebook, she already knows what you look like. 168 more pictures does not solidify the aesthetic value of who you are.
by zig zag zgoat December 22, 2012
Get the selfiemug. by cold_eyes May 31, 2014
Get the selfiemug. Girl:HELP LIFE ALERT!
Life Alert:What the fuck do you want u lil shit
Girl:CODY SIMPSON JUST POSTED A SELFIE I'M UNDER CARDIAC ARREST!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!
Life Alert:OMFG
Life Alert:What the fuck do you want u lil shit
Girl:CODY SIMPSON JUST POSTED A SELFIE I'M UNDER CARDIAC ARREST!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!
Life Alert:OMFG
by PomGetsLeWi-Fi October 6, 2013
Get the selfiemug.