by JJ Ceaz July 7, 2006
Get the Steven Segalmug. The famous B-actor, with only one expression. His movies often include explosions, 1vs1 fights, and girls who like him. Yes, a bit like Chuck Norris, although the 1vs1 fights often look like little 10 year old girls fighting over the last piece of chewing gum. The repeating slow-motion effects of Steven's instantly killing hits makes the experience even more rejoice able, as his face changes expression for almost two seconds.
Rent the movie "Attack Force", and everything will become much clearer. Although, I want you to know that the movie is even worse than the original Narnia movie. The Steven Segal movies are the best of the B-actors history.
by Micano October 20, 2007
Get the Steven segalmug. the Jewish form of the name Steve. Usually all Segals are known to be huge dickwads, who think they're great at everything, in reality they suck. He also usually is very cheap and unreasonable, some say slightly retarded.
by AcesInTheBig April 11, 2011
Get the Steve Segalmug. The designer of the infimous "Laundry" brand clothes and one of the most talented designers in the high end clothing scene. She is most famous for her silk patterned shirts that are sexy, cute, and pefect for any occasion.
by Nina T. April 24, 2005
Get the Shelli Segalmug. One of the best wrestling journalists of all time. Multiple award winner for wrestling coverage and the man who always seems to know what's happening with wrestling before it airs. The most trusted source for wrestling news bar none.
by Joey Numbers TN April 17, 2016
Get the forest segalmug. by Liam Domonkos January 8, 2005
Get the A Steven Segalmug. A sweet guy, but also known as a porch monkey. Hes perfect for a guy best friend and will always bully you.
by lololol000000 September 2, 2020
Get the Logan Segalmug.