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Seatbelt 

Useless shit that is supposed to "save" you from a car-accident.

You father also always forgets to use it.

If you don't use it, then you will help you're local Funeral Director.
Remember: No seatbelts!
Seatbelt by #%|*& October 9, 2019

Seatbelt Strangle 

A seatbelt strangle is when your seatbelt decides not to let you free, and every time you try and move so it loosens, it only gets tighter. Ususally this occurs when you try and loosen the seatbelt aaalll the way, to the point where it wont go any farther-the belt will slide back into place, and suddenly you find that you wont be able to lean forward. Because of this trapped feeling, you start to panic and hyperventilate and soon need the help of another to unbuckle you, and save you from the Seatbelt Strangle hold.

Afterward you are ususally exhilarated and happy that you defeated an inanimate object and escaped the clutches of teh Seatbelt Strangle.
passenger: (pulls seatbelt to full extent) AhHHHHH!!! help! The seatbelt has got me! i cant move!!!
passenger 2: I'll save you!
passenger 1: AAAHHHH!! quick, i cant breath!
Passenger 2: (unbuckles belt)
passenger 1: thanks man, you totally saved my life.
Passenger 2: yeah, that was one heavy-duty seatbelt strangle you were in.

Seatbelt It Up 

To "Seatbelt it up" is to tuck a rather awkward boner up into the elastic of your jocks/briefs as to hide it from the general public.
Dave - Oh man I just got a hard on from that girl, what should I do??

Nick - Relax mate, just Seatbelt it up and away you go!
Seatbelt It Up by C-Man-AU March 23, 2011

Seatbelt Cleavage 

The placement of the seatbelt between a womans breats while driving. Causing them to be more noticeable
(passenger to driver) Hey bro, check out that seatbelt cleavage!!
Seatbelt Cleavage by Ry79 December 20, 2009

Seatbelt Fairy 

the sound, similar to tinkerbell-like ringing, a car makes alerting the driver that his/her seatbelt has not been fastened yet
Guy 1: "I usually don't buckle up if I know I'm only going to be the car for a second, but the damn seatbelt fairy wouldn't shut up, so I gave in"

Guy 2: "I actually don't mind it, she reminds when I'm danger."

Guy1: "True. Thanks Seatbelt Fairy!"
Seatbelt Fairy by swissarmyshark December 14, 2009

seatbelt enema 

happens primarily during early childhood, but can occur in rare occasions in adulthood; when you hastily hop into the back seat and land the middle of your ass cheeks on the seatbelt, and you feel a pain like no one can describe that takes over your body and a vocal fray/grunt leaves your mouth that you can’t control.
mom: be careful! don’t jump in too quickly you’ll give yourself a seatbelt enema!
seatbelt enema by whoknowswhat456 February 24, 2020