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Seatbelt

1. A leather or woven cloth constraint that does not always save a driver's or passenger's life and is just another form of oppression to be ticketed for by police who can't find any real crime to stop.
My friend smokes cigarettes, and I don't wear my seatbelt, so we both put our lives in danger except I'm the one who gets robbed by the cops for it.
by meachtable June 1, 2010
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Seatbelt

When getting a blowjob, grabbing the girl's pigtails and holding them around your waist; giving her no escape.
Made that bitch give me a seatbelt for 45 minutes
by Tokestradamus February 14, 2010
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lesbian seatbelt

When a male simp is in between two lesbians who are only into each other but they pretend to be into him because of societal pressures. Coined by the man, the myth, the legend: Noel Miller.
Imagine their holding hands over him while he's sleeping, now he's just a lesbian seatbelt.
by bigbootynoel March 15, 2020
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Nerd Seatbelt

1. (noun) the buckling strap that connects the left- and right-shoulder straps on a backpack.
He strode confidently into class, purposefully unbuckling his nerd seatbelt with one hand.
by OUtlET December 29, 2005
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The reverse seatbelt

When you are getting a blowjob from a girl and you tie her braids around your waist ... So when she pulls away it keeps her strapped in on your cock... Just for fun simulate an offroad ride.
Paul asks himself if hollys hair is long enough for the reverse seatbelt or is he just getting handlebars for this ride.
by Bigwhite83 May 26, 2010
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Human Seatbelt

The act of stopping abruptly in a car and extending your right arm across the passanger's chest just to cop a cheap feel.
Jessie: "Jeff stopped so suddenly"
Claudia: "Yeah, he totally just gave me a human seatbelt"
by phrezur_burn March 27, 2009
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Emo Seatbelt

Those colourful silicone "cause" bracelets that you wear on your wrist. They interrupt the Emo cutting ritual.
Emo 1: "Dude. I was totally going to cut my wrists today, but my Livestrong bracelet got in the way."

Emo 2: "Dude! It's because you were wearing your Emo Seatbelt!"
by Uncle Dal March 30, 2013
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