1. A leather or woven cloth constraint that does not always save a driver's or passenger's life and is just another form of oppression to be ticketed for by police who can't find any real crime to stop.
My friend smokes cigarettes, and I don't wear my seatbelt, so we both put our lives in danger except I'm the one who gets robbed by the cops for it.
by meachtable June 1, 2010

When getting a blowjob, grabbing the girl's pigtails and holding them around your waist; giving her no escape.
by Tokestradamus February 14, 2010

When a male simp is in between two lesbians who are only into each other but they pretend to be into him because of societal pressures. Coined by the man, the myth, the legend: Noel Miller.
by bigbootynoel March 15, 2020

by OUtlET December 29, 2005

When you are getting a blowjob from a girl and you tie her braids around your waist ... So when she pulls away it keeps her strapped in on your cock... Just for fun simulate an offroad ride.
Paul asks himself if hollys hair is long enough for the reverse seatbelt or is he just getting handlebars for this ride.
by Bigwhite83 May 26, 2010

The act of stopping abruptly in a car and extending your right arm across the passanger's chest just to cop a cheap feel.
by phrezur_burn March 27, 2009

Those colourful silicone "cause" bracelets that you wear on your wrist. They interrupt the Emo cutting ritual.
Emo 1: "Dude. I was totally going to cut my wrists today, but my Livestrong bracelet got in the way."
Emo 2: "Dude! It's because you were wearing your Emo Seatbelt!"
Emo 2: "Dude! It's because you were wearing your Emo Seatbelt!"
by Uncle Dal March 30, 2013
